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post #76 of 465 Old 09-19-2012, 07:56 PM
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My dad's advice "if you like sex don't get married." He has been married to my mom for 35+ years, and said this right in front of her. Young women (18-25) seem to have issues with me, because I am very sarcastic, older women (25+) love it though.IMO no women is worth dating until she reaches 25, before that they are just way to nutty for me. It seems at 25 they finally level out a bit.

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post #77 of 465 Old 09-20-2012, 01:30 AM
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My dad's advice "if you like sex don't get married." He has been married to my mom for 35+ years, and said this right in front of her. Young women (18-25) seem to have issues with me, because I am very sarcastic, older women (25+) love it though.IMO no women is worth dating until she reaches 25, before that they are just way to nutty for me. It seems at 25 they finally level out a bit.
You trying to start a family or rock out with your kock out? Find a girl with daddy issues and enjoy. You're welcome.
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post #78 of 465 Old 09-21-2012, 09:49 AM
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You trying to start a family or rock out with your kock out? Find a girl with daddy issues and enjoy. You're welcome.
Daddy issue girls work the lunch shift at the strip club. Easy to spot, but crazy as hell.
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post #79 of 465 Old 09-22-2012, 07:12 AM
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Find a nice girl. Just don't find one that tans so much she belongs in a cheetos bag. If they think that looking like that makes them hot, imagine what else is going on up there.

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post #80 of 465 Old 09-22-2012, 08:17 AM
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Here's some advice for the guy who talked for a 12 hour shift. Never talk on the phone any longer than you would have "baby making rehearsals" with her.
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post #81 of 465 Old 09-22-2012, 08:20 AM
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post #82 of 465 Old 09-25-2012, 07:45 AM
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I was raised by a mother who used the silent treatment on me since I was very young, when a woman tries that on me now... it makes me laugh inside because they have no idea how young I was when I learned to deal with that.
Hahaha i know how that is, im one of 2 boys(the other one bein my brother) in my family got 10 other cousins and there all girls lol there tricks are useless now mwahahaha

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post #83 of 465 Old 10-11-2012, 09:16 PM
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What should I do if an old flame keeps starring at me? I mean she as a bf so idk what to do?

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post #84 of 465 Old 10-11-2012, 10:56 PM
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My dad's advice "if you like sex don't get married." He has been married to my mom for 35+ years, and said this right in front of her. Young women (18-25) seem to have issues with me, because I am very sarcastic, older women (25+) love it though.IMO no women is worth dating until she reaches 25, before that they are just way to nutty for me. It seems at 25 they finally level out a bit.
Haha that reminds me of a conversation I had with my dad on the phone while oversea's. He had early signs of prostate cancer (cant wait till I'm old, thanks genetics) and me not being able to be here, I was I bit worried. I called him as much as possible and after he had his surgery we had a little conversation. He was telling me how though its nice to be off work, icing his junk was no fun. You can tell how he handles siituations like this.... Anyway, he then told me how his doctor was going to prescribe him some cialis, because after prostate cancer/surgery it can be a little hard to uh...get hard? He didn't want to accept it and had this little conversation with the doctor when he asked why not, and relayed it to me.

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What should I do if an old flame keeps starring at me? I mean she as a bf so idk what to do?
Post some pics of her so we can give accurate advice. You can even include pics of her face

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post #88 of 465 Old 10-12-2012, 12:08 PM
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She's a solid 8.5

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post #89 of 465 Old 10-12-2012, 05:30 PM
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They are all bat-**** crazy. Some just hide it better than others.
My soon-to-be-ex hid it for 15 years, but she's looney as a dodo.

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post #90 of 465 Old 10-18-2012, 05:19 PM
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They are all bat-**** crazy. Some just hide it better than others.
My soon-to-be-ex hid it for 15 years, but she's looney as a dodo.
Like I've been saying ALL ALONG.....


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They are no mystery. Were all bat **** crazy.just some of us more so than others. I at least tell the poor chap what he's getting into. I'm annoying and I'm pretty sure people get tired/exhausted just watching me. Apparently I'm not right in the head because I like to work on my car and I curse like a sailor.



But I do it all in stilettos. That's gotta count for something I think. But what do I know, I'm bat**** crazy.
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