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post #16 of 465 Old 09-14-2012, 12:56 PM
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But if she's crazy, you're in deep ****
It could be alright depending on where they fall on the crazy hot scale, making sure she doesn't cross the Mendoza Diagonal.

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It could be alright depending on where they fall on the crazy hot scale, making sure she doesn't cross the Mendoza Diagonal.

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post #19 of 465 Old 09-14-2012, 03:13 PM
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I feel as if this thread will be great..
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you miss 100% of the shots you never take.

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i really like that 2 argument rule.

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If she means anything to you, treat her like she means everything to you.

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I'm on version 2.0 so I'm not sure I'm qualified to give any advice.

My buddy is a lifelong bachelor, and at 42 he might make it. He says women are like postage stamps... you lick 'em, stick 'em, and send 'em on their way. He usually keeps one about a month before trading her in.

it is what it is except when its something else
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I'm filled with too much logic, it's evident as to why I don't have a girlfriend... Apparently they don't like the logic card...

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I'm filled with too much logic, it's evident as to why I don't have a girlfriend... Apparently they don't like the logic card...
Yes, because women are illogical creatures

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post #26 of 465 Old 09-14-2012, 07:55 PM
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Why am I the jerk when I stayed up for 12 hours on the phone with her, and listene to all her problems?

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post #27 of 465 Old 09-14-2012, 08:01 PM
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Right!!
Their butt makes their but look big, the outfit just let's everyone see it is big.
Yes but its best to steer very wide of that conversation if you know whats good for ya

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If she means anything to you, treat her like she means everything to you.
Oh hell no.

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I am a science teacher. Trust me: logic gets you nowhere!
My dad told me a few years ago: Sometimes you just gotta eat crow.
And lastly: Happy wife, happy life.
But it's so hard to listen to their "logic".
I need a drink now, my wife is outta town on business with the girls and I am posting on Jeep Forum. I think I am on the wrong site right now......;-)
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post #30 of 465 Old 09-14-2012, 11:14 PM
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I'm filled with too much logic, it's evident as to why I don't have a girlfriend... Apparently they don't like the logic card...
This.

I want to pull my hair put so often when I talk to members of the opposite sex. However, there's a fairly attractive girl I know who is going to be a biomedical engineer. Engineers like logic. I wanted to be an engineer. Maybe I should go after her. What does JF think?

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