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post #1 of 465 Old 09-13-2012, 11:42 PM Thread Starter
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Advice on women?? welcome aboard!

Hey guys! So it was mentioned on another thread that this thread needed to be made, so I'm pretty sure I found the right part of the forum to create it.under. Please keep the form rules in mind.

Any questions or advice.needed on women, post em here!!
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post #2 of 465 Old 09-14-2012, 03:04 AM
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"don't buy the cow if you can get the milk for free"

My bad, and my apology to any and all women out there that are offended by that .

It was just the first old saying that came to my mind.

But let's just keep in mind here girls that that is a two way street.

Just sayin'

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post #3 of 465 Old 09-14-2012, 04:18 AM
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Remember no outfit they ever put on makes their butt look big.

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post #4 of 465 Old 09-14-2012, 07:28 AM
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Treat them like **** until 30 or so, after that they dig the nice guy thing.

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post #5 of 465 Old 09-14-2012, 07:34 AM
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"You show me the hottest, sexiest, most desireable woman in the world with her husband or boyfriend, and I'll show you a guy sick of some woman's crap!"

That's the PG version of advice my uncle gave to me after my first "terrible" break-up when I was a teenager many moon's ago and upset about being single. It's stuck with me for over 20 years now as a reminder that the grass isn't always greener on the other side. Disclaimer: Now, I adore my wife, but even with a great deal of love and respect for her, I still can't help but recognize this still holds true at times.
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"You show me the hottest, sexiest, most desireable woman in the world with her husband or boyfriend, and I'll show you a guy sick of some woman's crap!"

That's the PG version of advice my uncle gave to me after my first "terrible" break-up when I was a teenager many moon's ago and upset about being single. It's stuck with me for over 20 years now as a reminder that the grass isn't always greener on the other side. Disclaimer: Now, I adore my wife, but even with a great deal of love and respect for her, I still can't help but recognize this still holds true at times.
I heard this too, along with "Don't worry, they all have a *****."

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post #7 of 465 Old 09-14-2012, 10:05 AM
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"don't buy the cow if you can get the milk for free"

My bad, and my apology to any and all women out there that are offended by that .

It was just the first old saying that came to my mind.

But let's just keep in mind here girls that that is a two way street.

Just sayin'

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you beat me to it Women (or at least this woman) don't particularly want to buy the cow either

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post #8 of 465 Old 09-14-2012, 10:52 AM
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Two rules my father gave me.

1. Women are like a Marta bus, (local transit) if one passes you by just keep standing there smiling because in 20 minutes another one will come along.

2. Always remember that when your in an argument with a woman that her argument doesn't have too and usually won't make any sense.
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post #9 of 465 Old 09-14-2012, 11:32 AM
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Remember no outfit they ever put on makes their butt look big.
Right!!
Their butt makes their but look big, the outfit just let's everyone see it is big.
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post #10 of 465 Old 09-14-2012, 11:36 AM
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Don't waste your time trying to find a sane one. They are all crazy.
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Nothing is ever "fine" But you're not going to get a straight answer anyways, just suck up and be nice

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"You're right, I'm wrong, I'm sorry, I love you".

Remember that. Got my soon to be father in law through 60 years of being married.

And always have something you can do that doesn't involve her. If you hang around each other ALL the time you will want to choke each other.
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If they didn't have a ***** there would be a bounty on them

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If your mother -in-law is FAT your in trouble down the line!!!

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If your mother -in-law is FAT your in trouble down the line!!!
But if she's crazy, you're in deep ****

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