[white98xj]

Originally Posted by creature

We'll all be dead from global warming long before 2010.

only if we're lucky

[grovesj2]

Originally Posted by creature

like I'm really going to trust wikipedia on weather or not the human race goes extinct.

Yes, definitely do not trust wikipedia about the weather. Instead go here:
http://www.weather.com/

[Matt Gertsch]

There was a near miss in March of '89 and we're all still here. I highly doubt that the upcoming near miss will be any different.

[jake7893]

By Carl Johan Calleman

The Mayan civilization of Central America was and is the most advanced in relation to time-science knowledge. Their main calendar is the most accurate on the planet. It has never erred. The Mayan fifth world finished in 1987. The sixth world starts in 2012. So we are currently "between worlds"

1. Humanity and Planet Earth are currently going through a huge change or shift in consciousness and reality perception.

2. The Mayan civilization of Central America was and is the most advanced in relation to time-science knowledge. Their main calendar is the most accurate on the planet. It has never erred. They actually have 22 calendars in total, covering the many timing cycles in the Universe and Solar System. Some of these calendars are yet to be revealed.

3. The Mayan fifth world finished in 1987. The sixth world starts in 2012. So we are currently "between worlds". This time is called the "Apocalypse" or revealing. This means the real truth will be revealed. It is also the time for us to work through "our stuff" individually and collectively.

4. The Mayan sixth world is actually blank. This means it is up to us, as co-creators, to start creating the new world and civilization we want now.

5. The Mayans also say that by 2012

we will have gone beyond technology as we know it.
we will have gone beyond time and money.
we will have entered the fifth dimension after passing through the fourth dimension
Planet Earth and the Solar System will come into galactic synchronization with the rest of the Universe.
Our DNA will be "upgraded" (or reprogrammed) from the centre of our galaxy. (Hunab Ku)
Everybody on this planet is mutating. Some are more conscious of it than others. But everyone is doing it.

6. In 2012 the plane of our Solar System will line up exactly with the plane of our Galaxy, the Milky Way. This cycle has taken 26,000 years to complete. Virgil Armstrong also says that two other galaxies will line up with ours at the same time. A cosmic event!

7. Time is speeding up (or collapsing). For thousands of years the Schumann Resonance or pulse (heartbeat) of Earth has been 7.83 cycles per second, The military have used this as a very reliable reference. However, since 1980 this resonance has been slowly rising. It is now over 12 cycles per second! This means there is the equivalent of less than 16 hours per day instead of the old 24 hours.

8. During the Apocalypse or the time "between worlds" many people will be going through many personal changes. The changes will be many and varied. It is all part of what we came here to learn or experience. Examples of change could be- relationships coming to an end, change of residence or location, change of job or work, shift in attitude or thinking etc."



Told you so

[jeepsarecool]

By Carl Johan Calleman

The Mayan civilization of Central America was and is the most advanced in relation to time-science knowledge. Their main calendar is the most accurate on the planet. It has never erred. The Mayan fifth world finished in 1987. The sixth world starts in 2012. So we are currently "between worlds"

Yep, a bunch of indians in the jungle with their sophisticated tools are WAY more accurate than today's crappy computers.

[jake7893]

You might have a point there, do you want me to prove you wrong with computers too?? It was on the History channel.

[jeepsarecool]

Originally Posted by jake7893

You might have a point there, do you want me to prove you wrong with computers too?? It was on the History channel.

Yeah, go for it.

[creature]

Originally Posted by jake7893

You might have a point there, do you want me to prove you wrong with computers too?? It was on the History channel.

Might as well use a slide rule too, just for good measure.

[jake7893]

This completely proves my point. You're wrong I'm right. Your dumb I'm smart. Your little I'm big.


Interview with Time Traveler John Titor, Back from the Year 2039!


Many people on the Internet are familiar with the exploits of time traveler John Titor, who traveled from the year 2036 to 1975, and made a stopoff in the year 2000 on his way back. John made several posts on Internet message boards under the handle timetravel_0, and has caused quite a stir. Titor’s mission in 1975 was to procure an IBM 5100 series computer, which his time-travel-capable military unit needed to debug software, in order to prevent a Y2K-like bug from occurring in the year 2038. Titor left his readers with numerous predictions for the coming years, including a new Civil War in America, the end of the Olympics, and finally World War III. He has not been seen or heard from since, presumably having returned to the year 2036 with the IBM computer.


Q: So you time traveled from 2039?



JT: That’s right.



Q: As everyone knows, the last time you stopped by, you were on your way back from 1975 where you picked up an old IBM 5100 computer that was needed to solve an impending crisis. How did the mission go?



JT: Believe it or not, it turned out to be completely irrelevant. We were all worried about this Y38 thing. But while I was gone, someone got the idea to ask the same scientists who developed time travel to take a look at these old, primitive computers. And wouldn’t you know it, after solving problems of quantum mechanics and relativity, fixing a bunch of Unix-based systems from the 1980’s was a piece of cake. I’m kind of surprised we didn’t think of asking them sooner.
.

So what brings you back on your latest time excursion?



JT: We’re trying to find a tire jack and lug wrench.



Q: Wow. Is there a major flat tire problem in 2039?



JT: Huge. If a tire goes, we usually just leave the car by the road. There isn’t any known way of fixing it. Kind of like a horse with a broken leg. It’s getting to be a real crisis.



Q: So have you found a lug wrench and jack?



JT: Yeah. I just stopped over at Jiffy Lube.



Q: There’s no Disney World in 2039?



JT: Nah. It got bought out by Wal-Mart in 2024, and now it’s “Wal-World.” The prices are cheaper, but most of the rides fall apart every couple hours.




Well, have you put your foot in your mouth yet
????


huh have you??

[Shinner]

Originally Posted by toates89

until the collide and then the big bang would occur again and the human race will no longer be extinct

holy hell, we're extinct already!

[PM Thor]

I guess I can go and buy everything I have always wanted on credit. I mean, if the world is going to end soon, might as well live it up.

[Dr. Marneaus]

Originally Posted by jeepsarecool

Yep, a bunch of indians in the jungle with their sophisticated tools are WAY more accurate than today's crappy computers.

bahahahaha sig worthy

[Millermagic]

As long as it's quick, I could care less

[PM Thor]

Originally Posted by Millermagic

As long as it's quick, I could care less

That's what she said! Giggidy giggidy goo!!

[hoosier724]

hey PM, is your avatar a new Ben-gals player? I see he's already drunk, saves the team time...lol