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Old 06-30-2009, 05:11 PM   #121621
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Give her a chocolate bar, ice pack and an 1 of them blow up donuts.

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Old 06-30-2009, 05:11 PM   #121622
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Yeah, be like, "Now that we've popped the butt cherry, might as well make it a habit"
Thats so stupid, it just might work! I'ma try it later....
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Old 06-30-2009, 05:13 PM   #121623
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Give her a chocolate bar, ice pack and an 1 of them blow up donuts.
I was more thinking along the lines of ball gag and handcuffs......that way she can't stop me again.
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Old 06-30-2009, 05:13 PM   #121624
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Thats so stupid, it just might work!
If I had a nickel for every time I've heard that because of something I said...






I may or may not have a dollar.
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Old 06-30-2009, 05:14 PM   #121625
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Don't use a ball gag, use an old pair of underwear, so she won't scream. Ok, so you won't be able to hear her as well. Or a roofiecolada.
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Old 06-30-2009, 05:15 PM   #121626
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I was more thinking along the lines of ball gag and handcuffs......that way she can't stop me again.
Or just a roll of duct tape.
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Old 06-30-2009, 05:16 PM   #121627
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You can covered her mouth and tie her up with it. Got 2 uses out of 1 item.
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Old 06-30-2009, 05:17 PM   #121628
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Or just a roll of duct tape.
you just saved me 40 bucks. Next time you're in town I'll buy ya a beer or 12...
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Old 06-30-2009, 05:19 PM   #121629
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you just saved me 40 bucks. Next time you're in town I'll buy ya a beer or 12...
I'm a unemployed hooker killer. I know somethings about goin cheap.
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Old 06-30-2009, 05:23 PM   #121630
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I'd like to order a redhead (who doesn't mind taking it in the butt when I'm drunk). about 5"10 125-140 lbs. Green/blue eyes. One leg. Pale skin and a cute face.... I'd be willing to pay $1500.


OH! and the kicker is she must be alive!!!! There now ya have a job.
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Old 06-30-2009, 05:25 PM   #121631
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"one leg"
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Old 06-30-2009, 05:25 PM   #121632
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I'd like to order a redhead (who doesn't mind taking it in the butt when I'm drunk). about 5"10 125-140 lbs. Green/blue eyes. One leg. Pale skin and a cute face.... I'd be willing to pay $1500.


OH! and the kicker is she must be alive!!!! There now ya have a job.
That's classified as kid napping. That's a federal crime if i take her out of state. That's why i only deal with dead hookers, cause no one cares about them.
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Old 06-30-2009, 05:30 PM   #121633
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Old 06-30-2009, 05:31 PM   #121634
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I mighta jus sold my heep
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Old 06-30-2009, 05:32 PM   #121635
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GRATZ! Now get my woman to put out damn it!
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