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overland-wk 09-28-2013 05:35 PM

Annoying neighbor
 
Doe's anyone have a neighbor thats always bad mouthing your ride? Well my neighbor always see's me and my buddys working on our jeeps and always yells out buy a ford. I tell him a ford cant go where a jeep can go. What would you guys say to him?

JeepN4KC 09-28-2013 05:36 PM

"Don't need one - I have a Jeep!"

:cool:

xrunndonex 09-28-2013 05:46 PM

Uhh see more fords on the road dead then I do Jeeps. I did once see a ford pulling a jeep then I threw up. I think my jeep got depressed seeing it to

TripLeader 09-28-2013 05:50 PM

I would take his advice and buy a Ford. Get an E250 van, the kind without any back windows. Make it as non-descript as possible. The next time he comes over with his normal mouth diarrhea, have one of your buddies sneak around behind him with a rag soaked in ether and put him out. Put a hood over his head.

Drive him six hours and find some woods. Dump him there naked. Leave him with a backpack with a bottle of water, a bag of confetti, a can of sardines, one match, three pairs of thong underwear, and a Spanish-English dictionary in it.

He will never say anything to you about a Ford again.

overland-wk 09-28-2013 05:59 PM

I love my jeep and i dont need neighbors tell me to get a ford. I work on my jeep to make it better not cuz its broken down. And besides that i think a ford is a down grade but thats just me.

rubiconkid4x4 09-28-2013 06:37 PM

Take off his wheels and tires late one night and leave it on cinderblocks.. the next morning start your jeep while he is out there and yell out "buy a jeep."

onlyone 09-28-2013 07:29 PM

I don't really care what my neighbors think. Why do you? He's just doing it to bother you and it looks like its working. This guy doesn't care what you would say to him, so just ignore him.

overland-wk 09-28-2013 08:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by onlyone (Post 16396129)
I don't really care what my neighbors think. Why do you? He's just doing it to bother you and it looks like its working. This guy doesn't care what you would say to him, so just ignore him.

Guess your right next time ill just ignore him.

sebastien 09-29-2013 07:33 AM

Tell him, "Somebody's gotta pull you out.." ?? IDK

Clirry 09-29-2013 07:52 AM

I d laugh hard front of him... walk off and enjoy the day.

xrunndonex 09-29-2013 11:13 AM

Buy a sticker of someone peeing on a ford emblem teehee

90grandoneer 09-29-2013 12:39 PM

Tell him to look up the Triton (mainly spark plugs/engine design) and Ecoboost engine (mainly difference in power/economy when running regular or premium) issues. Just those two issues should keep him busy for a while. All I can say is the Ford folks are much bigger liars tha the Chrysler folks.

rubiconkid4x4 09-29-2013 12:41 PM

I honestly think you should ask "why, please.. explain"

94jeepman 09-29-2013 12:42 PM

tell him to shut the $#@! up before you kick his !@# that usually gets them to shut up

BAH101 09-29-2013 12:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 90grandoneer
Tell him to look up the Triton (mainly spark plugs/engine design) and Ecoboost engine (mainly difference in power/economy when running regular or premium) issues. Just those two issues should keep him busy for a while. All I can say is the Ford folks are much bigger liars tha the Chrysler folks.

Think about what you just said...your asking a Ford owner to read.


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