This is my jeep. There are many like it, but this one is mine.
My jeep is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life.
My jeep, without me, is useless. Without my jeep, I am useless. I must steer my jeep true. I must drive straighter than my enemy who is trying to kill me. I must run over him before he runs over me. And I will...
My jeep and myself know that what counts in this war is not the gas we waste, the noise of our exhuast, or the smoke we make. We know that it is the hits on jeep forum that count. We will win.
My jeep is human, even as I, because it is my life. Thus, I will learn it as a brother. I will learn its weaknesses, its strength, its parts, its accessories, its axles and its gears. I will keep my jeep clean and ready, even as I am clean and ready. We will become part of each other. We will...
Before God, I swear this creed. My jeep and myself are the defenders of my country. We are the masters of our enemy. We are the saviors of my life.
So be it, until victory is America's and there is no enemy, but peace!