Hmm... lets see...
Sawed off side by side 12 ga.
A box full of brand new relays.
Enough rusty metal pokes to warrant a tetanus booster.
I found a D44 fully removed and sitting on the ground. I ran back to get something to cart it off in, and came back and it was gone... I waited by the gate for over an hour and never saw it again.
and, while I was looking for stock jeep switches, a guy two rows of cars over found a finger in the engine bay of a truck...
2006 I6 6-Speed X, 33" Goodyear Duratrac, 8.8.