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post #46 of 68 Old 06-16-2010, 03:39 PM
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I won't ever get MY nuts stuck in the door:

Reason #768 I enjoy being a girl.
I like peeing standing up with ease

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sooo... muffpuff is a girl... hmmm



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post #47 of 68 Old 06-17-2010, 08:02 PM
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Since they're already off, make sure you put those nuts in a sack so that you can find them next time you need them.

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post #48 of 68 Old 06-18-2010, 12:36 AM
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That has to be the best title ive read. I just had to click it but I realy dont have any good ideas.

My 2 ideas:
1. Just cut it off and buy new ones
2. Use vise grips and then buy new ones.

Sorry I cant help much more.

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post #49 of 68 Old 06-18-2010, 08:14 AM
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Since they're already off, make sure you put those nuts in a sack so that you can find them next time you need them.
X2 - If you store your nuts in a sack, then keep that sack in your front pants pocket. That way, if you feel like youve lost your nuts, you can put your hand into your pocket and grab ahold of them, verifying that they are in fact, still in their sack.

Oh and dont forget, never lend your nuts to another Jeeper, especially a female Jeeper, because they will take them and never give them back.
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post #50 of 68 Old 06-21-2010, 05:54 AM
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I would NEVER borrow another Jeeper's nuts, they aren't any use to me.

And I can pee standing up just fine. True my aim is a little worse than a man's. But judging from some examples if what they leave behind, only a little.

Plus, no balding (reason 7) or impotence (reason 2). Still sticking with girl.

And this thread ought to be at the top of the forum.
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post #51 of 68 Old 06-21-2010, 11:39 AM
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I would NEVER borrow another Jeeper's nuts, they aren't any use to me.

And I can pee standing up just fine. True my aim is a little worse than a man's. But judging from some examples if what they leave behind, only a little.

Plus, no balding (reason 7) or impotence (reason 2). Still sticking with girl.

And this thread ought to be at the top of the forum.
menopause? some girls do loose hair

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post #52 of 68 Old 06-21-2010, 06:24 PM
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Does it look something like this... But your nuts?

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post #53 of 68 Old 06-22-2010, 12:38 AM
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I could've sworn there was a Best Thread Titles topic around JF somewhere. Can't find it now, when it's neede most

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post #54 of 68 Old 06-22-2010, 10:24 AM
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Ouch...

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post #55 of 68 Old 06-30-2010, 09:23 PM
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I was having a kinda crappy day until I read this thread thank you!!! Im lucky enough to say ive never had my nuts stuck in a door
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post #56 of 68 Old 07-16-2010, 08:15 PM
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hahahah omgg i haven't laughed this hard in the past week just reading the title. I hope you got your nuts out of your door!!
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post #57 of 68 Old 07-16-2010, 08:17 PM
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sounds painful!
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post #58 of 68 Old 08-15-2010, 05:50 PM
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X2 - If you store your nuts in a sack, then keep that sack in your front pants pocket. That way, if you feel like youve lost your nuts, you can put your hand into your pocket and grab ahold of them, verifying that they are in fact, still in their sack.

Oh and dont forget, never lend your nuts to another Jeeper, especially a female Jeeper, because they will take them and never give them back.
LMFAO !!!!

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post #59 of 68 Old 08-26-2010, 04:27 PM
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Those are little nuts considering that they have swollen with rust and prevented the door from coming off!

Muffpuff, stick with it. We all like chick jeepers. They are strong sexy women.
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post #60 of 68 Old 08-26-2010, 04:34 PM
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im not reading all of this. that title made me laugh ahaha

Originally Posted by melk:
"Either more or less lube may change the moaning!"

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