I would NEVER borrow another Jeeper's nuts, they aren't any use to me.
And I can pee standing up just fine. True my aim is a little worse than a man's. But judging from some examples if what they leave behind, only a little.
Plus, no balding (reason 7) or impotence (reason 2). Still sticking with girl.
And this thread ought to be at the top of the forum.