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Unread 11-28-2011, 01:28 PM   #46
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Unread 12-07-2011, 11:11 AM   #47
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Unread 12-07-2011, 12:04 PM   #48
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"the fortune you seek is in another cookie."

I got this one from my ex's wedding reception.
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Unread 12-07-2011, 08:03 PM   #49
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Imagine if it was true.
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Unread 12-08-2011, 01:01 AM   #50
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Unread 12-11-2011, 03:43 PM   #51
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My favorite, i've kept it for 4 years.

quick story, my Wifes Fuel Pump stopped working, my Dad told me to check the Fuel Pump fuse. i told him there wasnt one and ordered a pump. installed it and nothing. checked jsut for giggles. found it blown. so it was a 250$ Fuse... lol.

The Next week my dad takes me to Panda. i open my Cookie and it Says

" There Are Lessons To Be Learned By Listening To Others "

i could only laugh lol
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Unread 12-11-2011, 11:28 PM   #52
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I have done That before. A few times with repairs. Kinda hurts my huge ego
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Unread 12-12-2011, 08:49 AM   #53
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I'll have a few to post in here tonight, Liisa and I have my company christmas party at Chin-Wah
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Unread 12-12-2011, 11:03 PM   #54
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Here's what mine said tonight at a company christmas party. In the near future , You will be singled out for a promotion Congrats ! I can say it didn't happen tonight.
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Unread 12-14-2011, 10:15 AM   #55
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Ok here's another one I had recived at lunch yesterday. I hope they come true. 2days in a row I got them saying I will get a promotion in different ways.

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Unread 12-15-2011, 12:56 PM   #56
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Oh shat. I just opened a fortuneless fortune cookie. Welp, nice knowin you guys. If I don't make it home tonight, you know why....
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Unread 12-15-2011, 01:07 PM   #57
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Oh shat. I just opened a fortuneless fortune cookie. Welp, nice knowin you guys. If I don't make it home tonight, you know why....
* Asian Accent* No Fortune for You !

I've had that happen before , Doesn't it make you feel like you were ripped off ?
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Unread 12-15-2011, 01:11 PM   #58
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It makes me feel like I'm alone in the jungle with Predator.
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Unread 12-15-2011, 01:32 PM   #59
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It makes me feel like I'm alone in the jungle with Predator.
You better watch out I hear the Jackalope are viscous this time of year
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Unread 12-15-2011, 01:39 PM   #60
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Dude. Jackalopes are nothing. It's the snipes I'm worried about.
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