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Unread 11-28-2012, 11:44 AM   #61
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I wish I could say that.... Hell I wish I could say I got 10MPG
....for me it prob makes more sense to calculate gallons per hour (7 hour trail, <4 miles long = ~7 gallons). 1 gallon per hour sounds better than 0.57mpg.

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Unread 11-29-2012, 12:21 AM   #62
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hes running a modded SBC though
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Unread 11-29-2012, 12:40 AM   #63
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Advanced auto guy saying to me: I think your CV joints are bad
Me: No thats just my locker

Advanced guy persisted my cvs were bad lol

So i guess you could do

"Whats that clicking"
"Whys it smoking"
"Do you know what your doing"
"Why are you doing that"
"How do you know how to do that"
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Unread 11-29-2012, 12:56 AM   #64
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Whats that noise? Response: turn up the stereo

Whats that smell?

How do I get in this thing?

Are you going to rape me? (4pt harnesses)

Whats a long arm?

You need to replace your shocks you are all over the road. (no sway bars) Is it scray driving that thing?

Why is your floor so hot?

Where is your carpet?

I got sand in my eyes when you turned on the A/C

Can you take me mudding sometime?? My response: NO!, crawling yes.

Why is your jeep always broken?

Is your vehicle modified?? (AAA) my response: uhhh.... no??

How much money do you have in that thing $5,000??? My response: HAHAHA!!!!

What is that dent on your jeep from? My response: which one?

Why is your Jeep so loud?? My response: WHAT?!?! I CANT HEAR YOU!
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Unread 11-29-2012, 01:20 AM   #65
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any speed over 35mph with soft top on
"What?!"

"how much lift do you have?"

Lunchbox locker hops the rear end at low speed when your not on the gas or clutch, or clicks
"whats wrong with your jeep?"

with a soft top
"how do you roll down your window?"

"want me to lock the door? does it even make a difference?"

when i first got my top
"since when did your jeep have a top?"

i have a sticker that is says jeep upside down and backwards and looks like beer.
"hey your stickers upside..... oh i see it says beer!"

"why didnt you put a *insert extremely expensive motor swap* when the 4 banger blew up?"
answer: long list of other not cheap things needed to be replaced, fabricated haha

"wait this is also your daily driver?"

"dude just put the springs over the axles its way easier and cheaper than new springs"

when i walk into my autoshop class after driving in the winter
"why are you shivering?"

sadly at LEAST one person said one or more of those to me in my 6 months of owning a yj

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Unread 11-29-2012, 01:26 AM   #66
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Whats that noise? Response: turn up the stereo

Whats that smell?

How do I get in this thing?

Are you going to rape me? (4pt harnesses)

Whats a long arm?

You need to replace your shocks you are all over the road. (no sway bars) Is it scray driving that thing?

Why is your floor so hot?

Where is your carpet?

I got sand in my eyes when you turned on the A/C

Can you take me mudding sometime?? My response: NO!, crawling yes.

Why is your jeep always broken?

Is your vehicle modified?? (AAA) my response: uhhh.... no??

How much money do you have in that thing $5,000??? My response: HAHAHA!!!!

What is that dent on your jeep from? My response: which one?

Why is your Jeep so loud?? My response: WHAT?!?! I CANT HEAR YOU!
The sand with the ac and AAA hahahaha

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Unread 11-29-2012, 02:02 AM   #67
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That awkward look you get from the girl who asked you for a ride and you reply, "yeah! The weather is good. We can go topless!"

Or in my situation the looks my wife gets when she tells people she loves when we go topless lol
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Unread 11-29-2012, 03:07 AM   #68
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When my wife asks me if I'm going to be out in the garage with my girlfriend

When I come home from anywhere and she asks me how much I spent on parts for the Jeep

My daughter used to say my XJ was really ghetto until I took her off roading. Now she wants one.
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Unread 11-29-2012, 09:21 AM   #69
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Originally Posted by infidel89

"want me to lock the door? does it even make a difference?"


"wait this is also your daily driver?"

"dude just put the springs over the axles its way easier and cheaper than new springs"
Haha. Ive gitten these as well, believe it or not some guy told me that i could get more lift on a Tj by pitting the spring over the axle. I just laughed.

Other ones i get are,

Hey, can i drive your jeep?

I used to have a jeep too. (i get this from almost everyone at the auto parts store)
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Unread 11-29-2012, 09:36 AM   #70
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What happens when it rains? It/you get(s) wet.
It smells like a tent in here.
Why do I smell maple syrup? (coolant leak)
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Unread 11-29-2012, 09:36 AM   #71
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I used to have a jeep too. (i get this from almost everyone at the auto parts store)
this is 90% of people in utah
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Unread 11-29-2012, 09:54 AM   #72
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Why do you have so many switches? This isn't the space shuttle.
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Unread 11-29-2012, 11:31 AM   #73
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(Girl gets into the Jeep)
Girl: Why are your seats always wet??

Me: They aren't...

Girl: What? yea they are..

Me: No, thats just the feeling of desire my lady.
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Unread 11-29-2012, 12:38 PM   #74
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(Girl gets into the Jeep)
Girl: Why are your seats always wet??

Me: They aren't...

Girl: What? yea they are..

Me: No, thats just the feeling of desire my lady.
Best one yet!
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Unread 11-29-2012, 05:52 PM   #75
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"Has it always been that big"

Followed by that's what she said of course
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