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06-21-2010, 09:30 AM
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Matt's Famous CrewQuotes Thread
I keep hearing you guys drop some real gems now and then so I wanna save 'em for posterity. 
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Originally Posted by Nick aka Nick
"I haven't been in a back seat for a very long time."
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Originally Posted by Justin aka TuffJeeper
"That's why it's lifted; because fat chicks can't jump."
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Originally Posted by Matt aka 801dubjay
"That's what she said."
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Originally Posted by 311WJ
I'm indifferent...
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Originally Posted by Nick aka Nick
"I don't know. I really just don't care about offending people."
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Originally Posted by John aka 311WJ
"I'm pretty sure everyone knows my pictures."
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Originally Posted by Matt aka 801dubjay
"I love it when fat people sit and stare at hostess products."
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Originally Posted by Matt aka 801dubjay
"Did you see my little big sister; the one that didn't get off the couch?."
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Originally Posted by Matt aka 801dubjay
"You're not getting my nipples hard in a Wal-Mart."
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Originally Posted by 801DubJay
I honestly could not care less if it's one word or three, had a silent H in there or said Crew of the UtahJeep.
I will apologize to John (even though he's prolly already thrown his iPhone a few times)
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Originally Posted by Matt aka 801dubjay
"It's called "self calibrating." It's great living in my own world and all, but occasionally ya gotta check in w/ the mothership."
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Originally Posted by Missy aka Mrs. Volcom02wj
"Do you guys ever do stuff to get stuff? If that makes sense...."
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Originally Posted by Matt aka 00JGC00
"When it comes to profanity, less is more."
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Originally Posted by 801DubJay
I like me a little girl
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Originally Posted by Nick
Your mom is a cute thread.
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Originally Posted by Volcom02Wj
I have noticed that my phone doesn't die as quick when I am not on JF all day  |
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Originally Posted by Matt aka 801dubjay
"If you think about it, you'll have the UJC presidency all packed into your Jeep on Saturday...We can label your dub as Jeep Force One."
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Originally Posted by Justin aka TuffJeeper
"Just keep in mind that I am more often right than wring."
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Originally Posted by John aka 311WJ
"You wanna smell my ball?"
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Originally Posted by 311WJ
I was wondering what emoticon matt would through up.. Lol
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Originally Posted by skullysXJ
then I asked my magic 8 ball if tmatt was cool and it said. " Hell Yes!"
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Originally Posted by 801DubJay
"Is that Darrin? That's gotta be Darrin... He's coming down the hill! Uh yeah, 1955 CJ-5 w/ original drum brakes?? I'm moving my Jeep!"
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Originally Posted by Tuffjeeper
Well thanks man, I have put a lot of blood sweat and swear words into it haha.
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Originally Posted by Matt aka 00JGC00
"Girls are like Jeeps. You don't trade in your old one until you're ready for the new one - otherwise you're just a Jeepless loser! hahaha"
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Originally Posted by Boreal
"I was hoping to be licked front and rear and on 35s before we went."
-801DubJay
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"The" Matt | '00 Limited WJ | "The White Wolf" aka "Willow" aka "Cool Whip" aka "Sweet 'N Low" aka "AKA"
Other Money Pit: '00 Modded Pontiac Grand Prix GTP | Utah JeepCrew #39 | Club Matt #1
December '11 GCOTM | Build: http://www.jeepforum.com/forum/f197/life-times-979511/
Last edited by 00JGC00; 08-13-2010 at 01:19 PM..
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06-30-2010, 10:45 PM
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Originally Posted by Adam AKA HooblyGoob
*witty quip*
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*laugh*
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Utah Jeep Crew
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07-01-2010, 06:37 PM
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Originally Posted by 00JGC00
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This is what Matt said when his lift got putted on.
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The Tuff Jeep Build Thread
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Originally Posted by plrbear
Destroyed it somehow..... It went wobble wobble wobble boom
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07-02-2010, 09:06 AM
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Originally Posted by Tuffjeeper
This is what Matt said when his lift got putted on.
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It's true.
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"The" Matt | '00 Limited WJ | "The White Wolf" aka "Willow" aka "Cool Whip" aka "Sweet 'N Low" aka "AKA"
Other Money Pit: '00 Modded Pontiac Grand Prix GTP | Utah JeepCrew #39 | Club Matt #1
December '11 GCOTM | Build: http://www.jeepforum.com/forum/f197/life-times-979511/
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07-20-2010, 10:29 AM
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Added a few more.
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"The" Matt | '00 Limited WJ | "The White Wolf" aka "Willow" aka "Cool Whip" aka "Sweet 'N Low" aka "AKA"
Other Money Pit: '00 Modded Pontiac Grand Prix GTP | Utah JeepCrew #39 | Club Matt #1
December '11 GCOTM | Build: http://www.jeepforum.com/forum/f197/life-times-979511/
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07-23-2010, 03:50 PM
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Dude, "The" Matt... add your quip about profanity, from last night.
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07-23-2010, 03:51 PM
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311Popo
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Location: Springville, Utah
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Originally Posted by 00JGC00
I remember that conversation went something like this:
Me: Hey, I'm Matt. You John?
John: That's right. See that WJ out there?
Me: Good to meet you too. But yes, I see that WJ.
John: It's mine.
Me:.....
John: Yup.
Me: You must be proud
John: Must nothin! Is that your white Grand?
Me:.....yes....
John: < chuckles and walks away>
So what about that conversation John?  |
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Originally Posted by 311WJ
ha not the one in the parking lot dork....
and actually that one was more like...
John: Hey what up?
Matt: umm.. Hi
John: is that your white wj? it's nice!
Matt: yeah.. (thinks to himself, why the heck is he talking to me... he was such a jerk online and ignored all my pleading friend requests for months....)
John: well anyway when you wanna lift it let me know and i'll help!
Matt: OK...
the purple turtle one is...
John: dude matt...
Matt: huh? what.
John: So this other member of the group who's name is matt too...
Matt: (cutting john off) Another matt? Am i better looking? Am i bigger? i bet i can take him.. There can't be two matts..
John: umm.. you're bout the same size... he's built a little bigger i think , Anyway, I think you two would really get a long... can't wait til you meet him! he's a champ...
Matt: we'll see... now where's my freakin' cheeseburger.. I need to eat after losing to your lifted grand on 33's in a race... (skulks off towards counter...
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07-23-2010, 03:52 PM
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Originally Posted by 801DubJay
Dude, "The" Matt... add your quip about profanity, from last night.
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Well apparently anyone can add quotes to my thread, so be my guest!
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"The" Matt | '00 Limited WJ | "The White Wolf" aka "Willow" aka "Cool Whip" aka "Sweet 'N Low" aka "AKA"
Other Money Pit: '00 Modded Pontiac Grand Prix GTP | Utah JeepCrew #39 | Club Matt #1
December '11 GCOTM | Build: http://www.jeepforum.com/forum/f197/life-times-979511/
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07-23-2010, 03:55 PM
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311Popo
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yes that just happened
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07-23-2010, 03:56 PM
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John, I liked you better when you were on your phone. haha
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"The" Matt | '00 Limited WJ | "The White Wolf" aka "Willow" aka "Cool Whip" aka "Sweet 'N Low" aka "AKA"
Other Money Pit: '00 Modded Pontiac Grand Prix GTP | Utah JeepCrew #39 | Club Matt #1
December '11 GCOTM | Build: http://www.jeepforum.com/forum/f197/life-times-979511/
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07-23-2010, 04:01 PM
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Originally Posted by 00JGC00
Well apparently anyone can add quotes to my thread, so be my guest!
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No one is going to scroll down far enough to read John's non-sense, therefore I will not contribute to the quote thread by adding a quote. Add your quote to the main selection, please. That is all.
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My Build Thread: http://www.jeepforum.com/forum/f197/801dubjay-build-thread-1114628/
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07-23-2010, 04:03 PM
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John, I still love you... I'd love you even more if your name was Matt. Then we could call you "That" Matt.
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My Build Thread: http://www.jeepforum.com/forum/f197/801dubjay-build-thread-1114628/
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07-23-2010, 04:06 PM
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I think that merits a name change, John.
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"The" Matt | '00 Limited WJ | "The White Wolf" aka "Willow" aka "Cool Whip" aka "Sweet 'N Low" aka "AKA"
Other Money Pit: '00 Modded Pontiac Grand Prix GTP | Utah JeepCrew #39 | Club Matt #1
December '11 GCOTM | Build: http://www.jeepforum.com/forum/f197/life-times-979511/
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07-23-2010, 04:09 PM
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311Popo
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ha ha ha
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07-24-2010, 01:35 AM
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Pretty much anything I say or think is epic.
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Banned for being the cooler Nick
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