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Unread 01-07-2014, 07:52 PM   #1
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The Semi-Official Las Vegas - Things a real man would NEVER say Thread

Just to start this off right



"Excuse me, where do you keep your skinny jeans at?"

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Unread 01-07-2014, 07:53 PM   #2
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Unread 01-07-2014, 07:57 PM   #3
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Unread 01-07-2014, 08:07 PM   #4
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Unread 01-07-2014, 08:49 PM   #5
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Unread 01-07-2014, 09:00 PM   #6
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Unread 01-08-2014, 05:33 AM   #7
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Unread 01-08-2014, 08:14 AM   #8
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Unread 01-08-2014, 10:02 AM   #9
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Unread 01-08-2014, 04:28 PM   #10
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Unread 01-11-2014, 11:21 AM   #15
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