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post #1 of 22 Old 01-07-2014, 06:52 PM Thread Starter
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The Semi-Official Las Vegas - Things a real man would NEVER say Thread

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"Excuse me, where do you keep your skinny jeans at?"


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post #2 of 22 Old 01-07-2014, 06:53 PM Thread Starter
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post #9 of 22 Old 01-08-2014, 09:02 AM
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post #10 of 22 Old 01-08-2014, 03:28 PM
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Not tonight babe, i have a headache.
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post #11 of 22 Old 01-08-2014, 09:54 PM
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