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Unread 01-07-2014, 06:52 PM   #1
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The Semi-Official Las Vegas - Things a real man would NEVER say Thread

Just to start this off right



"Excuse me, where do you keep your skinny jeans at?"

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Unread 01-07-2014, 06:53 PM   #2
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Unread 01-07-2014, 06:57 PM   #3
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Unread 01-07-2014, 07:07 PM   #4
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