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04-09-2012, 08:47 PM
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Location: Las vegas, Nevada
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Originally Posted by gregaf3
Don't get me wrong, but we need you to turn in your man card right now. You should just go find the nearest person and ask them to kick you in the balls. My wife wants them out of the garage, wtf is that. Go in your closet and tell her she needs to get rid of her shoes.
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You go tell your wife that and report back! My wife would just laugh at me! Man card or not!
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04-09-2012, 08:55 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2011
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Originally Posted by gregaf3
Don't get me wrong, but we need you to turn in your man card right now. You should just go find the nearest person and ask them to kick you in the balls. My wife wants them out of the garage, wtf is that. Go in your closet and tell her she needs to get rid of her shoes.
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Don't get me wrong, but perhaps you should get a refund for your hooked on phonics...
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Originally Posted by B0nez
Wife wants 'em outta the garage and so do I
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If it was the wife's wishes alone, I would have to take away her flip flops and the 5 minute break every 6 hours from the kitchen again.
Yeah... And if she ever sees this I may not qualify for a man card anymore 
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04-09-2012, 09:00 PM
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Location: las vegas
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Ill bring my 2wd. Nothing like the sound of a 9,000lb v10 excursion chewing up the sand. Now is there a truck heavy enough to pull me out if i get stuck.
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04-09-2012, 09:03 PM
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Location: Las Vegas, NV
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No more Easter bunny here..
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04-09-2012, 09:06 PM
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Join Date: May 2011
Location: Las Vegas, NV
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I harass the hell out of my wife. But then again I did meet her while I was in the AF working on the flight line. She put up with me for over 5 years before we got married, so there is nothing that I could say that would surprise her.
I actually hate our garage right now, because this house does not have an attic, it is filled with all of our attic stuff. Sorta sucks. I am forced to purge the junk in the garage all the time, which sucks when you actually need something
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04-09-2012, 09:06 PM
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Ill bring my 2wd. Nothing like the sound of a 9,000lb v10 excursion chewing up the sand. Now is there a truck heavy enough to pull me out if i get stuck.
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04-09-2012, 09:08 PM
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Location: Las Vegas
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YSB, if I bring the truck I'd offer you a ride but a wash doesn't exactly show off what it's good for so it might be lame to offer there.
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Bitter Springs isn't far from there. Plenty of stuff to jump in and around that trail.
Not sure if I would be able to make it. My wife is off at 3PM on weekends, but she's never out on time. At the earliest, she'd be out around 4PM. Even if we headed that way right after work, I wouldn't get there until 5PM or later.
Unless people are staying overnight or are too drunk to drive (Polka), I doubt we'd see anyone.
Even if people were still there, I still have to leave my house at 5AM and I need to try to get some sleep.
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04-09-2012, 09:10 PM
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this site is slow as hell today.
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04-09-2012, 09:39 PM
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Bitter Springs isn't far from there. Plenty of stuff to jump in and around that trail.
Not sure if I would be able to make it. My wife is off at 3PM on weekends, but she's never out on time. At the earliest, she'd be out around 4PM. Even if we headed that way right after work, I wouldn't get there until 5PM or later.
Unless people are staying overnight or are too drunk to drive (Polka), I doubt we'd see anyone.
Even if people were still there, I still have to leave my house at 5AM and I need to try to get some sleep.
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If you have an infected wound, how do you spell the adjective that describes the seeping, smelly liquid oozing from it? That's right Ysb, it's you!
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04-09-2012, 09:41 PM
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Made you all think about it! Haha
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04-09-2012, 09:52 PM
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Location: Lost Wages, NV
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I have determined that going out to dinner by yourself sucks. So, I did what any red blooded, American male (except YSB) would do. I hit on my waitress. Guess I did something right as after she brought my check, she grabbed my phone and put her number in.
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No one really knows the reason for LCOG Jeeps.
Its so short ****s like me and you can still get in.
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My issue was I couldn't get the balls centered. I had to use some extra force to get everything lined up right. It didn't take me long.
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04-09-2012, 09:54 PM
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Originally Posted by andy02
I have determined that going out to dinner by yourself sucks. So, I did what any red blooded, American male (except YSB) would do. I hit on my waitress. Guess I did something right as after she brought my check, she grabbed my phone and put her number in.
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Excellent! But what? No pics? I know she must have been hot?
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04-09-2012, 10:04 PM
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She was decent. I figured it would be bad form to take her picture. What is protocol before calling these days?
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No one really knows the reason for LCOG Jeeps.
Its so short ****s like me and you can still get in.
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Originally Posted by 2ACR
My issue was I couldn't get the balls centered. I had to use some extra force to get everything lined up right. It didn't take me long.
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04-09-2012, 10:07 PM
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Location: North Beach, MD
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Is camping allowed there?
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04-09-2012, 10:14 PM
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She was decent. I figured it would be bad form to take her picture. What is protocol before calling these days?
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Call her. When she answers, don't say anything. When she hangs up, call back again and don't say anything until she hangs up. Call again, but this time when she answers, whisper, "I'm gonna cut you.". Then hang up.
Chicks love that.
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