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04-09-2012, 04:19 PM
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Location: Lost Wages, NV
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Originally Posted by YouStupidBunny
That's gay.  |
You are the gayest straight guy that I know! Prison rules my ***.
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Originally Posted by Hendrix
No one really knows the reason for LCOG Jeeps.
Its so short ****s like me and you can still get in.
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Originally Posted by 2ACR
My issue was I couldn't get the balls centered. I had to use some extra force to get everything lined up right. It didn't take me long.
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04-09-2012, 04:24 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Las Vegas
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Originally Posted by YouStupidBunny
I felt bad about that. If I knew there would be other people everyone would have enjoyed a 5 Guys burger. The other guy that showed up stayed longer. While everyone else was eating, he sat with us eating old Halloween candy. |
LOL, damn you!!! You quoted me before my edit!!!
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04-09-2012, 04:24 PM
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Location: Las vegas, Nevada
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Ysb has made me cry....twice, there won't be a third! Consider yourself warned, melon noggin! hope I don't get banned!
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04-09-2012, 04:24 PM
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Join Date: May 2006
Location: Las Vegas, NV
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a large portion of this country's population just sits around waiting to be offended....i swear it.
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If guns kill people, then pencils misspell words, cars make people drive drunk, and spoons made Rosie O' Donnell fat!
"One of the best ways to get yourself a reputation as a dangerous citizen these days is to go about repeating the very phrases which our founding fathers used in the great struggle for independence" - Charles Austin Beard
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Originally Posted by revelc
Having a Full Size Jeep is likehaving a hot wife. When you take her out in public it turns heads, they can insight jealousy, you could look at them all day, they require a lot of attention, cost a lot to get them to do what you want them to do, but when they're not happy you'll be cussing, throwing things, and constantly weighing how much you'll lose if you divorce her.
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04-09-2012, 04:26 PM
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--->waiting for offense! Wait, what was the question?
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04-09-2012, 04:27 PM
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heinz 57? Melon noggin? You guys are using terms and insults I don't even know of... I feel kinda left out and stupid that I can't even get pissed off at the terminology you spout!. Off to urban dictionary I go!
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04-09-2012, 04:28 PM
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Ahhh, okay... thank you urban dictionary!!!!
3. heinz 57
A common sexual maneuver that originated in "the tilly" where a man unloads his baby batter inside a woman and afterwards has her hover over the toilet and drain as much of his man juice out of her as possible while smacking the back like a Heinz 57 bottle.
Friend1: "Yo Travis, I heard you took Angie home last night and hit it raw"
Friend2: "Hell yeah brah, I just pulled a Heinz 57 after I was done"
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04-09-2012, 04:30 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: Lost Wages, NV
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Originally Posted by gregaf3
Heck I am pissed because I cannot join the black panthers just because I am white
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Just so that you know, today is kill whitey day.
http://www.breitbart.com/Breitbart-T...-Day-of-Action
Maybe you should kill yourself? 
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Originally Posted by Hendrix
No one really knows the reason for LCOG Jeeps.
Its so short ****s like me and you can still get in.
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Originally Posted by 2ACR
My issue was I couldn't get the balls centered. I had to use some extra force to get everything lined up right. It didn't take me long.
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04-09-2012, 04:31 PM
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as for melon noggin... I can't find it in a combined use so therefore I will interpret as best I can with the help of urban dictionary.
6. Melon
An ironic term used for a nerd with small breasts.
Boy 1: Hey you gonna ask out that melon?
Boy 2: Haha no. I like boobs.
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4. Noggin
The more chill way of getting head.
Damm, my ***** Lucy gave me good noggin at 5 Guys Burgers and Fries.
(notice urban dictionary's tie into ysb's food of choice from Sat afternoon, makes me wonder what his true intention of going there was!!!)
So I will assume by melon noggin you are referring to a small breasted nerd that enjoys giving relaxing head which ties into the gay talk at least as used above by powerjunky.
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04-09-2012, 04:37 PM
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Location: Henderson, NV
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I feel dumber for having listened to that.
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04-09-2012, 04:38 PM
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Oh yeah and down with the white man!!
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04-09-2012, 04:39 PM
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Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: Las Vegas
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I got pulled over by the highway patrol today and the patrolman was pretty cool. I know in my experience they can be dicks but he was really nice. I asked him if he had a jeep and he said he had an old cj. I still got a ticket but one of the more pleasant dealings I've had.
And just to say I've never had a bad experience with any metro or north town officers either. Henderson is full of pricks though in my dealings.
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04-09-2012, 04:42 PM
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Join Date: May 2006
Location: Las Vegas, NV
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good job keeping it family friendly, guys.
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Andrew - Landscape architect in training. Not landscap er
If guns kill people, then pencils misspell words, cars make people drive drunk, and spoons made Rosie O' Donnell fat!
"One of the best ways to get yourself a reputation as a dangerous citizen these days is to go about repeating the very phrases which our founding fathers used in the great struggle for independence" - Charles Austin Beard
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Originally Posted by revelc
Having a Full Size Jeep is likehaving a hot wife. When you take her out in public it turns heads, they can insight jealousy, you could look at them all day, they require a lot of attention, cost a lot to get them to do what you want them to do, but when they're not happy you'll be cussing, throwing things, and constantly weighing how much you'll lose if you divorce her.
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04-09-2012, 04:48 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2011
Location: Las vegas, Nevada
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good job keeping it family friendly, guys.
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Redneck family friendly! 
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04-09-2012, 04:59 PM
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Join Date: May 2006
Location: Las Vegas, NV
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Originally Posted by Powrjunkey
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When I went shooting this past weekend i didnt wear sunscreen, and thus my neck became burned and took on a reddish hue....
I take offense to your statement.
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Andrew - Landscape architect in training. Not landscap er
If guns kill people, then pencils misspell words, cars make people drive drunk, and spoons made Rosie O' Donnell fat!
"One of the best ways to get yourself a reputation as a dangerous citizen these days is to go about repeating the very phrases which our founding fathers used in the great struggle for independence" - Charles Austin Beard
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Originally Posted by revelc
Having a Full Size Jeep is likehaving a hot wife. When you take her out in public it turns heads, they can insight jealousy, you could look at them all day, they require a lot of attention, cost a lot to get them to do what you want them to do, but when they're not happy you'll be cussing, throwing things, and constantly weighing how much you'll lose if you divorce her.
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