That thing would look great right next to a medium-medium well steak! As a general rule of thumb number two-any animal that can cleanly remove an appendage makes a terrible pet!
General rule of thumb number three- any animal that is venomous and/or causes puncture wounds when it bites/strikes/stings/otherwise attacks makes a terrible pet!
The difference between stupidity and ignorance. Ignorance is doing something wrong and not knowing better. Stupidity is knowing better, but doing it anyway. Don't be stupid!