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Unread 04-10-2012, 01:03 AM   #9151
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Now, while I'm saying all this, just know that when I actually get inside strip clubs, my eyes aren't kept on the floor, and my mouth is usually hanging open! I'm a guy and can't help it, I get stupid when there's an abundance of female skin to look at. I would just have to think twice before dunking in one!

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Unread 04-10-2012, 07:08 AM   #9152
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Strip club tip # 24 : Stay in the back either shooting pool or at one of the back tables. You get the same show without the need to tip or having to smell the Corona covered titties from the other dude that decided to stick his tongue out.
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Unread 04-10-2012, 07:20 AM   #9153
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did she happen to see your military ID?

Warning # 233 : women are taught if they marry a military man they will get extra money for each kid they pop out.

Warning # 432 : the economy sucks, they know that no matter how bad it gets, you will still get a paycheck. And if you don't get a paycheck, the government has gone to hell and they don't need money anyways.

Personal experience while getting a private dance @ a strip club in FL after joining the military .

Stripper: what are you laughing at
Me: my ex-girlfriends step dad just bought me a private dance
Stripper: why did you break up
Me: I joined the military and I don't dig long distance relationships
Stripper: Will you marry me, I will do whatever you want. We don't have to be together. I just need insurance for my kids.
Me (While staring at tata's): Sorry did you say something, all I heard was blah blah blah titties
Didn't pull out my wallet until she was already putting her number into my phone, so no. Doesn't mean she couldn't figure it out some other way.

On a side note, I now want to get stationed by a Naval Base...
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Unread 04-10-2012, 08:16 AM   #9154
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No kidding. Here's the breakdown of this thread.

70% Randomness
10% Gay
5% Trails
5% Jeeps
5% Sirhk's non-Jeep truck
5% Misc.
LOL, I can change it to 5% non-jeep car if you want?



Or with 26 years of riding experience I could easily go 5% non-jeep bike?

(oh look, my old cherokee! Ugh...)












LOL, hate to say it but the truck and the bike are actually more fun then the jeep. Only the truck is A LOT more work then the jeep and since I don't have a good riding partner anymore these days I'm not riding nearly as much as I used to. Probably similar to your mine adventures, There's a high chance of me getting hurt in BFE and never being found out riding solo.
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Unread 04-10-2012, 08:23 AM   #9155
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I have never been into politics but I keep hearing the stupidest political ad ever.


Watching youtube, get an obama ad stating that big oil is going against obama because he will cut their record profits by removing their tax breaks. Hello you DB, you do not run your second term election on things that you will do, you run it on things that you have done while president... oh wait all you did is let gays in the military, bail out big businesses, and start obamacare... no wonder you are talking about things you will do.
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Unread 04-10-2012, 08:30 AM   #9156
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Didn't pull out my wallet until she was already putting her number into my phone, so no. Doesn't mean she couldn't figure it out some other way.

On a side note, I now want to get stationed by a Naval Base...


enjoy single life while you can. I did not get married until I was 27. The key is you find a cool girl that you can hang out with as a friend, then hook up with all of her friends. I actually tied one of my female friends brothers. We had both hooked up with 3 out her 4 bridesmaids over the years.
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Unread 04-10-2012, 08:36 AM   #9157
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I thought that was what female roomies were for? I don't hook up with the roomie cause I want her to pay a majority of my mortgage but I encourage her to bring home as many female friends as possible!
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Unread 04-10-2012, 08:44 AM   #9158
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I still think Serj Tankian has a bad a s s voice


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Unread 04-10-2012, 08:54 AM   #9159
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Even if he does delete this thread, all of the information will still be here, in the anals. The anals of the internet.
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Unread 04-10-2012, 09:02 AM   #9160
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only in Nv can you have a road called "******* flats road" I love it.



man I wish there was either an app or a gps that could do the terrain style maps that you get from Google maps. Everything that I find does not save maps for off network time (When I actually need it). I do not see what the problem is, you can buy 32 gig micro sd cards for phones, so storage space is not an issue.
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Unread 04-10-2012, 09:02 AM   #9161
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enjoy single life while you can. I did not get married until I was 27. The key is you find a cool girl that you can hang out with as a friend, then hook up with all of her friends. I actually tied one of my female friends brothers. We had both hooked up with 3 out her 4 bridesmaids over the years.
I never said I wanted to marry this chick, but I would like to get her naked. I have just been out of the dating game for the better part of ten years because I used to be married.
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Unread 04-10-2012, 09:04 AM   #9162
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Gas prices are high she better put out.
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Unread 04-10-2012, 09:17 AM   #9163
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Gas prices are high she better put out.

tell me about it. The wife likes it when I eat lunch with her, which normally consist of picking her up on base, then driving her to wingstop. Normally ends up being a good 50 mile round trip. So add another $10-15 for gas on top of lunch. I always make jokes about the car parts I could be buying with all the money that I spend making myself fat.
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Unread 04-10-2012, 10:15 AM   #9164
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Unread 04-10-2012, 10:33 AM   #9165
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sweet, my spiderweb shade is on the delivery truck. Just in time for it to cool down for a few days.

I guess I need to get off my butt and finish my hardtop hoist now. I have a 12vdc hoist mounted. Trying to decided if I want to run it off of a lawnmower battery with a trickle charger hooked up or just solder in a set of long jumper cables to hook up to the Jeep battery.
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