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Unread 04-09-2012, 11:09 PM   #9136
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That must be a stripper thing. My ex gf's friend proposed to my navy buddy for the same reason, except she was the one wanting insurance. Strippers are dirty dirty whores!(not sorry)


no joke, the dirty whores are the navy wives. When I was stationed at Langley AFB, we would watch the paper to see when the battle groups would head out of Norfolk because that is when you could get tail.


One of the guys in my shop actually lived with this chick for almost 6 months while her husband was out to sea. Talking about dirty whores.

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Unread 04-09-2012, 11:09 PM   #9137
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http://www.mynews3.com/content/news/....cspx?rss=3269

Wow, I cannot believe that it took that long to happen.
Wonder if she swan dove? How deep is the river there? Bet she touched bottom. Can't be more than 20-30' deep at that point. Maybe as much as 50? From 900 feet, I bet she splatted like a bug on a windshield! Someone probably got pics or vids of it!
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Unread 04-09-2012, 11:12 PM   #9138
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no joke, the dirty whores are the navy wives. When I was stationed at Langley AFB, we would watch the paper to see when the battle groups would head out of Norfolk because that is when you could get tail.

One of the guys in my shop actually lived with this chick for almost 6 months while her husband was out to sea. Talking about dirty whores.
Yeah, that's filthy! Whore actually literally fits the bill! I'm speechless! Effing whore stripper whores! .......
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Unread 04-09-2012, 11:13 PM   #9139
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You started this thread, but do you really think it's yours?
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Bahahahahhaha ooooh the power i have!

But if i deleted it i could never live with myself for ridding the world of so much knowledge, and the eloquent musings of las vegas jeep owners.
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Unread 04-09-2012, 11:17 PM   #9140
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So, when do you guys wanna hit the strip club? All this talk has me excited to give away my military benefits and start paying allimony.
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Unread 04-09-2012, 11:21 PM   #9141
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So, when do you guys wanna hit the strip club? All this talk has me excited to give away my military benefits and start paying allimony.
I have not been in several years, I am still damaged from my last trip.but that was in San Luis Potosi, Mexico
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Unread 04-09-2012, 11:22 PM   #9142
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You think I cant end it?

Bahahahahhaha ooooh the power i have!

But if i deleted it i could never live with myself for ridding the world of so much knowledge, and the eloquent musings of las vegas jeep owners.
This thread must get to 10k posts before it can be deleted
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Unread 04-09-2012, 11:23 PM   #9143
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So, when do you guys wanna hit the strip club? All this talk has me excited to give away my military benefits and start paying allimony.
Gotta get them to eff you in bed before they eff you in court! The trick is to get out between the effings!
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Unread 04-09-2012, 11:28 PM   #9144
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You think I cant end it?

Bahahahahhaha ooooh the power i have!

But if i deleted it i could never live with myself for ridding the world of so much knowledge, and the eloquent musings of las vegas jeep owners.
Ysb!!! Stop agitating marn! You must be the reason they tell people not to rattle cages and tap on glass cages at zoos! Or maybe you climb the fences to "pet the pretty kitties?"
Now be nice before you get reported again!!!
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Unread 04-09-2012, 11:34 PM   #9145
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OMG!!!! Why Do some people feel the need to be so close to their phone that all you can hear is their labored breathing??? Seriously annoying! Stop trying to deep throat your phone!!!!
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Unread 04-09-2012, 11:50 PM   #9146
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Unread 04-09-2012, 11:58 PM   #9147
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Such a ladies man.
You know it! I'm assuming you're referring to the stripper talk? I place strippers somewhere between scam artists who prey on the elderly and the scam artists who prey on the mentally retarded. They are truly a waste of a good figure(on some cases)
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Unread 04-10-2012, 12:03 AM   #9148
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I once had a stripper come to my office wanting to sue her employer. She said that she wasn't getting good shifts because she had put on 10 pounds and thought that she was being discriminated against. I told her that I wasn't sure I was the best choice to represent her. She said, "are you sure you're not just saying that because I don't have a lot of money to pay you? There are others ways I can make it worth your while." At this point I asked her to leave, and very politely turned down her offer of a sample.
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Unread 04-10-2012, 12:16 AM   #9149
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Proves my point!
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Unread 04-10-2012, 12:28 AM   #9150
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When everyone learns that we go to the strip clubs to work on the soda equipment, they're like "that's so awesome!" and I'm like, meh, not really. If i wanna see some T&A&P, ill go get it from my wife! The bars all smell of rotten fruit/booze/???? The floors are either sticky or matted carpet. Theres a reason they keep them so dark all the time. Theres never black lighting(guess why), and the strippers are like little bottom feeding fish trolling around looking for their next bite of scraps. It's really pathetic if you think about it. At least real whores provide a service, not just some teasing.
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