Alright, anybody care to guess what Southern Italy has more of than any other Country in the world?
Restaurants? Not by a long shot!
So, what could it be then? Well, I'll tell you. While frowned upon by most of society except in places like Nye County and Amsterdam, Southern Italy has the highest number of prostitutes. Interesting fact determined by drunk *******s driving around in a van (myself included in said group of drunk *******s.) Prostitution does not pay well. We figure this is due to the extremely high number of prostitutes here driving prices down. These "umbrella girls" will literally do anything for the right price. Including but not limited to: beating the ever living **** out of each other, attempting to jump start their tits, or running naked through a shopping mall and police station. That is correct! Hamlets mom is here and sure as the **** she got kicked out of her, she is working to put food on the table! Makes me proud to say that while only through this thread, I know that *******.
Originally Posted by Hendrix
No one really knows the reason for LCOG Jeeps.
Its so short ****s like me and you can still get in.
My issue was I couldn't get the balls centered. I had to use some extra force to get everything lined up right. It didn't take me long.
September 11 2001