Welp, today fukking sucked. I finaly got home, and i hate my ****tard co-worker who didnt want to come in today. I am probly going to hell for saying this, but if a catch thae ******* who stole my van, i will sodomize his a$$hole with my rifle. Then after that i will shove my pissed off bearded dragon inside said rectum and superglue it shut, leaving a straw as an air hole for the beardy so he can move about dudes insides biteing and scratching his way out. After all that is done, id je begs for the pain to end, **** you, its not over. I will take my **** filled toilet auger and force feed it to him untill all 3' of 1/2 cable is inside, then spin the handle untill i get too tired to continue. When i am done i will give him to the esses down the block to remove what is left of rhis low life p.o.s.
P.S. Marn if this is too grafic please feel free to remove it.