how about paying 16k a year for daycare but only being able to claim 6k of it on your taxes. It is a life progression, one day you will get there. First comes the girlfriend threatening you that she wants more than just dating... so you get married. Then after a few years of care free marriage she drops the bomb that she wants kids. Then all of your toys are thrown to the background and you are stuck changing diapers for several years to come.
That is as far as I have gotten. I would like to think that my days of doing chores and mowing the grass are almost over, but I doubt it.
There are other routes that you can take. Some include a bride with a f*ck trophy, sending a child support check to some girl that you hooked up with on a drunken night at the bar, or just knocking up as many girls as you can have having them live off the system.