Yeah, that's it! LOL
So, any of you with kids... You should watch project x! LOL, makes me happy to not have any! LOL
And now that you have a cut off torch... Get yourself the following things
roll of string
spool of think speaker wire
and your car...
Tie the helium balloons down so you don't loose them. Take your trashbag and tape a length of string about 10 feet long between the trashbag and the helium balloons so that it acts like a leash. Strip the ends of the speaker wire and tape them on the side of the trash bag with about 1/16-1/8" gap between the bare wires. Park your car about 300 feet away from where you're working. BTW, you probably wanna do this in BFE, not in your neighborhood! Now unspool the wire all the way to the front of your car and tie it to like your bumper or mirror or something so you can't loose it. Now walk back to your large trash bag leashed to the balloons. Stick the end over your torch and open up the valves of oxy and acy.... Fill the balloon up as full as you can and tie it shut with some string!!!! Put a wrap of duct tape around it for good measure. No go ahead and release the balloons and let them drag the gas filled trash bag into the sky. Night time is best... Walk back to your car and untie the wires. Pop your hood and touch them to your battery!!!!! Make sure your friend is there to witness.
I expect all you gun nuts to report back soon on this cause it should be right up your alley! After that I'll tell you about pie tins, white gas and butane cylinders...
Growing up camping in the desert with family and friends playing with offroad toys had it's life lessons!!!