Join Date: May 2004
Location: South Gate, Republic of California
(Submitted by J. Lidman)
Do not attempt to communicate with officers using only Madonna lyrics.
Submitted by Gensuke Farseer)
American soldiers do not "consume the flesh of their fallen enemies to gain their strength."
(Submitted by Mike Cabera)
At the grenade launcher range, do not yell "M-203, I choose you!"
81. May not bring a drag queen to the battalion formal dance.
my favorite of the whole list!
210. Must not make T-shirts up depicting a pig with the writing "Eat Pork or Die" in Arabic to bring as civilian attire when preparing to deploy to a primarily Muslim country.
HI, my name is phlex234 and i approve this message because it's my destiny
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92 Red YJ, 3.5 Bds lift, 1" body lift, 1" motor mount lift, 33 in tires, long travel DT3000 shocks, m.o.r.e. 3/8 boomerang shackels, 4:56 gears, Tj flares, rock-it man front and rear bumper, Terraflex SYE and Tom Woods CV driveshaft, herculined tub, custom homemade rocker panels, powered by the almighty 4 cylinder
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Last edited by phlex234; 07-02-2005 at 01:09 PM.