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post #1 of 28 Old 04-29-2013, 07:45 PM Thread Starter
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"How To Kill A Jeep"

Wow..just wow.

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post #2 of 28 Old 04-29-2013, 08:01 PM
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post #3 of 28 Old 04-29-2013, 08:05 PM
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These are the kinds of people I will NOT wheel with.
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post #4 of 28 Old 04-29-2013, 08:21 PM
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i had the experience to wheel with people that drank at the same time. never again
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post #5 of 28 Old 04-29-2013, 09:52 PM
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If only that line would have snapped back when he was standing on the drivers side

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post #6 of 28 Old 04-30-2013, 05:13 AM
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They should have tied Two or three rigs together front to back and winched him out from the rear, the way he got in. Would have been no problem.

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post #8 of 28 Old 04-30-2013, 10:33 AM
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A bunch of nearly-retarded rednecks don't know how to properly and safely recover an open diff mall crawling TJ from a mud hole in the middle of a field?


They're lucky Darwin didn't show up to work that day.

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post #9 of 28 Old 05-01-2013, 12:33 PM
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Drinking and driving don't mix on the road, why would you think its a good idea off road?

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post #10 of 28 Old 05-01-2013, 01:01 PM
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I'm guessing the winch on the TJ was purely for decoration.

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post #11 of 28 Old 05-04-2013, 01:09 PM
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Having seen a man that died after a winch hook imbedded into his skull after breaking loose, my sphincter is pretty tight during any recovery situation. That should have been a 20 minute recovery with someone pulling from the back using a winch with someone anchoring the winch vehicle IF necessary. It is clear that Both Darwin and Newton were not present that day.
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post #12 of 28 Old 05-08-2013, 07:29 PM
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I know stoners who recover vehicles better than that.

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post #13 of 28 Old 05-09-2013, 03:45 PM
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Was his engine shot? My experience, it always helps to try driving it, and not be DEAD WEIGHT!

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post #14 of 28 Old 05-09-2013, 03:55 PM
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That stupidity reminded me of this:

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post #15 of 28 Old 05-09-2013, 04:01 PM
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haha ^^ that was pretty close

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