time to start sourcing your fanta... Find the magical fanta colored fluid source and you'll find your golden ticket daniel-son. Coolant is typically flourescent green and washer fluid is blue. both can overflow. oil is light to dark brown and pwr steering fluid and brake fluid is the same. Thats about all there is home-boy. Maybe they cleaned the engine bay with some kind of soap or something.... Take some pictures. As mentioned, w/o pix it isnt real.
If @ 1st you don't succeed, grind it, hammer it, weld it, drink a beer and try again.