One tree is firewood, and one chainsaw blade is done forever.
I will tackle the other tree on Wednesday. I should get another full cord of wood from these two trees. And a stump I have no idea what to do with.
Anybody want a tree stump? You could carve it into a couch, use it for an earth mover wheel chock, cut it into a ramp and impress your friends by showing them hou your Jeep can flex on it, a home for your pet termites? The possibilities are endless.
The first person to post after this post gets to have the stump delivered to their front yard in the middle of the night for free! Act now! But wait.. Don't order yet!... With your stup I'll include not only free shipping and handling, but I will toss in lots and lots of branches! Act now!
Betcha' wish your girlfriend was as dirty as my Jeep!
Zombies hate fast food.
Hang on! This is gunna' be a thrill ride of geriatric proportion!