A hillbilly knocks on the door of his new neighbor’s house.
"Howdy neighbor", he says. "In honor of you movin' in to the holler, I'm gonna throw a party. There's gonna be a whole lot of drinkin', a whole lot of dancin' and a whole lot of screwin'."
"Sounds like fun", the neighbor says..."what can I bring?"
Hillbilly replies, "You can bring anything you want; just gonna be you and me."
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