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Unread 12-03-2010, 11:03 PM   #586
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....When one headlight burns out, but the output from them are so bad anyway you cant even tell the difference

....When you park at a store, you park next to another modded grand, and can pick out the owner just by pure insticnt once inside

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Unread 12-03-2010, 11:04 PM   #587
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....When one headlight burns out, but the output from them are so bad anyway you cant even tell the difference

....When you park at a store, you park next to another modded grand, and can pick out the owner just by pure insticnt once inside
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Unread 12-03-2010, 11:09 PM   #588
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when you cant decide what to do with your niner make it a go fast jeep or lift it or do the easy thing and do both
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Unread 12-03-2010, 11:32 PM   #589
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when you cant decide what to do with your niner make it a go fast jeep or lift it or do the easy thing and do both
i ve having a hard time deciding that too, but i decided to do both
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Unread 12-03-2010, 11:39 PM   #590
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i am currently building the jeep for speed and recentely bought a brand new set of tires for the niner so i am going to wait on installing the lift and other new parts i have sitting in my garage just need to get tires and new wheels along with some smaller parts and i have a complete kit to install
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Unread 12-04-2010, 10:16 AM   #591
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....on the way to pick up your date for the first time, you pray that they dont notice that noise
....when you let someone drive your grand, you say "now if you hear this noise, just keep going. But if you hear this noise, pull over and call me ASAP."
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Unread 12-04-2010, 10:27 AM   #592
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....on the way to pick up your date for the first time, you pray that they dont notice that noise
or all the mud
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Unread 12-04-2010, 08:47 PM   #593
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When you go wheeling and rip off your stock bumper and your friend says "so it looks like a trip to the dealer for you" then you pick it up, clip it on , and roll away laughing!

When you hit the desert without deflating your tires whilst your buddy attempts to enter three times before screaming over the radio "f...ing wait there then whilst I deflate will ya!!!"
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Unread 12-04-2010, 10:24 PM   #594
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when a shop refuses to work on your jeep becuase of all the mud/dirt that falls from it while its on a lift.
(had it happen a few days ago, their loss i guess becuase another shop worked on it for cheaper and didn't complain.)
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Unread 12-04-2010, 10:31 PM   #595
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when a shop refuses to work on your jeep becuase of all the mud/dirt that falls from it while its on a lift.
(had it happen a few days ago, their loss i guess becuase another shop worked on it for cheaper and didn't complain.)
Why arent you working on it is the true question
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Unread 12-04-2010, 11:28 PM   #596
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..... when you take it to the dealership for a major service due to lack of working space and they tell you that there is a problem with your suspension. Then when you ask them to show you what the problem is they say "well it is a squeeking sound that we cannot find, you may have to replace your shocks, coils, control arms or track bar" to which you reply "don't be stupid, the squeek is a factory requirement, no?"
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Unread 12-05-2010, 05:37 AM   #597
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Why arent you working on it is the true question
beucase i live in a new neighborhood full of seniors and the minute i jack it up, they call the cops. i've gotten on most of their good sides, but theres still a few people that think im just a punk or something.
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Unread 12-05-2010, 07:25 AM   #598
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beucase i live in a new neighborhood full of seniors and the minute i jack it up, they call the cops. i've gotten on most of their good sides, but theres still a few people that think im just a punk or something.
Got friend with a diesel? Trade vehicles for a week. Start it in the morning and let it idle out front a awhile. Let it idle awhile to cool down when you get home too. When you trade back, they'll appreciate yours more.
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Unread 12-05-2010, 01:30 PM   #599
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Got friend with a diesel? Trade vehicles for a week. Start it in the morning and let it idle out front a awhile. Let it idle awhile to cool down when you get home too. When you trade back, they'll appreciate yours more.
i had a 99 F350 before my WJ and my dad still has 3 duallys. (two 7.3L powerstrokes and one 5.9L Cummins.)

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when they close off the car wash bay you just used becuase of all the mud in it, happened right now actually. i was vaccuming out the jeep and a guy came out and chained off the bay i used.
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Unread 12-06-2010, 02:40 PM   #600
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When you know what this internal transfer case component is. think 249







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