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Unread 09-19-2005, 02:02 PM   #1
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Rules of your Jeep

thought it would be a fun thread

my rules (could be more added later)

1) NO drinking without a cap (bottled)
2) no smoking
3) no bogger flicking
4) slamming my doors repeatedly leads to bans
5) Shotgun can only be called when you actually see the car
6) If you find yourself sitting in the back seat, you didn't make the cut for shotgun.
7) Shotgun is the map-*****. Deal with it

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Unread 09-19-2005, 02:10 PM   #2
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If you don't help maitaining it, don't ask to borrow it!
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Unread 09-19-2005, 02:20 PM   #3
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Originally Posted by njrealtor55
thought it would be a fun thread

my rules (could be more added later)

1) NO drinking without a cap (bottled)
2) no smoking
3) no bogger flicking
5) Shotgun can only be called when you actually see the car

Now some of my own.....

-If i get stuck anywhere off road be prepared to push
-Nobody uses the cargo area for or anything else beyond that except myself and my lady of choice

(and i say that cuz i had a freind try to get in and do that once with his girl cuz they had nowhere else to go.....luckily it was locked.)

i woulda beat his *** lol

But besides that, i dont have too many other rules. Nobody can drive it but i dunno if thats considered a rule.
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Unread 09-19-2005, 03:47 PM   #4
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Is number 3 supposed to be bugger flicking??? Because ive seen some boggers that can really flick too
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Unread 09-19-2005, 04:01 PM   #5
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Is number 3 supposed to be bugger flicking??? Because ive seen some boggers that can really flick too
man it would be difficult to flick a bugger or a bogger but a booger, now those are for flicking. LOL
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Unread 09-19-2005, 05:04 PM   #6
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Don't mess with my radio, that just erks me beyond belief. You must first ask for permission. And no food, or muddy shoes, or muddy/wet people. And the whole no 'ing in the back seat.
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Unread 09-19-2005, 05:11 PM   #7
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Unread 09-19-2005, 05:15 PM   #8
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dont touch my radio
dont slam the door
no food
no drinks unless capped
no smoking
no complaining if we get stuck and you have to push
no complaining period
wipe you shoes if theyre dirty, (as in dried mud or something)
no telling me how, where and when to drive.

what a list
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Unread 09-19-2005, 05:21 PM   #9
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no telling me how, where and when to drive.
thats a major rule

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Unread 09-19-2005, 05:35 PM   #10
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im only 16 and i dont give any one a ride home unles they pay for some gas ...un less its a girl
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Unread 09-19-2005, 05:38 PM   #11
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Unread 09-19-2005, 06:55 PM   #12
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o yeah and no ing on my jeep i know its sweet but COME ON
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Unread 09-19-2005, 07:19 PM   #13
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If you're riding along, you are the passenger. Deal with it.


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Unread 09-19-2005, 08:27 PM   #14
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no stickin your bare feet on the dashboard.....unless she has a skirt on
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Unread 09-19-2005, 09:16 PM   #15
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No riding on the roof rack. I don't like tickets from cops!

Yes that is a bone on the roof rack, I can bring it closer to your eyes if you'd like a closer look, hold steady....

No that's not a cell phone, it's a CB, citizen's band radio...What we used on the road prior to cell phones. We had less accidents when people only used these.

Shut up or you'll be strapped to the hitch and dragged to our destination.

This Jeep better not be rockin, unless I'm causing it...I might ask for help though.
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