Come on guys, government agencies are totally trustworthy to manage our helpless lives.
I could probably go through and strike 1/4-1/3 of current Federal law - out of hand - with no negative social effects. Yes, that includes 49CFR Part 1, Federal Motor Vehicle Safety Standards (yes, some of the stuff actually does enhance safety. Other stuff? It's a means for a driver to abdicate responsibility, and then forms grounds for a potential lawsuit once they screw up because they didn't know what the Hell they were doing!)
"recon" (sic - reckon)(tm) "hihgly"(tm) "seceed"(tm)
"Outback AIDS - Alcohol-Induced Dizzy Spells"