At least our WJ's are not the only ones!
• LANDROVERS ON SPECIAL THIS MONTH!!!!!!
They say 90% of all Land Rovers manufactured are still on the road. The other 10% have reached their destination.
All Land Rovers are like women - they moan on long journeys, embarrass you in front of friends and cost you more money
than you ever expected, once you've committed yourself to one.
Police officers congratulate you when they issue you a speeding ticket.
Why do most Defenders have jerry cans and gas bottles fitted?
So that the driver can make coffee while waiting for road assistance.
Landys have the best fuel consumption of all 4x4's.
That's because they are always being towed by something else.
Why do LR's always drive in convoy?
They are playing 'Who's the Weakest Link?'
I always wondered why they called their models, a Series 90, Defender 110 etc. But this weekend I found out, those numbers in the model name are the top speeds in Kilometers per Hour.
When you drive on a toll road, you get these yellow emergency phones next to the road. Stop and look closer. On the phones there are emergency numbers: police, ambulance, doctor and Landrover Service .
Q: What do you find on pages 4 and 5 of the Landy’s user's manual?
A: The train & bus schedule.
Q: What is the sport-version of a Landy?
A: When the driver wears Nike shoes.
Q: What do you call a Landy with brakes?
Q: What do you have to do if your Landy gets in the way of a swarm of killer bees?
A: Stop pushing and take refuge inside the car.
Q. Why do the latest models have rear window demisters?
A. To keep the hands warm when pushing.
Landrover has a special this month!!
If you buy one, you get a dog for free!! Then you do not have to walk home alone.