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post #121 of 8052 Old 04-15-2008, 06:34 AM
Bobandbeans
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-when someone new get out of your jeep and there pant legs always get dirty.
- when you take "short cuts" to school and pull into the parking lot late because you get stuck and all covered in fresh mud


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post #122 of 8052 Old 04-15-2008, 08:16 PM
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when you don't let anyone drive your Jeep...EVER!
when you have to crawl across the Jeep to get out cause you have possessed doors.

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post #123 of 8052 Old 04-15-2008, 08:31 PM
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you know you drive an xj when at 88 mph you feel like your about to time shift

when you go under your xj for anything, there is a hammer in your hand

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post #124 of 8052 Old 04-15-2008, 08:37 PM
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When your front speakers only work half the time or less.

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post #125 of 8052 Old 04-15-2008, 09:12 PM
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When you know what size wrench stuff takes before even working on it because you have already removed the same part 10 times before.

When your girlfriend yells at you cause you want a second XJ because they dont get good MPG.

When your worried if the check engine light isnt on.

When you drive into a ditch on purpose to see if you can get out.

When you wash your jeep and say what the heck did i do that for it looks like crap now.

When you drive around with no floor for a month and think its cool to see the ground while your driving.

When you have a 3 door jeep, because one of the doors doesnt want to open ever no matter what you have tried to do.

When its easier just to break the bolt than try to get it off the right way.


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post #126 of 8052 Old 04-15-2008, 09:23 PM
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when you see a rock that has a slope and just have to flex on it


example:






or when you see a steep cement hill and just have to drive up it

example:






when you try and see how many jeeps you can get to park next to eachother

example and sorry, that compass was already there:








thats all i got for examples with pictures

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post #127 of 8052 Old 04-15-2008, 09:24 PM
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When its easier just to break the bolt than try to get it off the right way.
when you intend to break the bolt rather than waste time getting it off the right way and find a replacement for it some othertime... or just leave the part off

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post #128 of 8052 Old 04-15-2008, 09:45 PM
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where someone asks you "got that tool in the back of your XJ".

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post #129 of 8052 Old 04-15-2008, 09:52 PM
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When your worried if the check engine light isnt on.
"sh*t the light burnt out!"

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post #130 of 8052 Old 04-15-2008, 10:27 PM
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When you sell your jeep only to buy an older jeep with more mods (I just did this one...lol)
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post #131 of 8052 Old 04-15-2008, 10:30 PM
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When someone calls their CR-V a Jeep and you break out laughing hysterically

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post #132 of 8052 Old 04-15-2008, 10:32 PM
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When you are always looking for something that you think might go wrong.

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post #133 of 8052 Old 04-15-2008, 10:55 PM
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When you say you want a locker to a friend, and they say "Wait, your doors don't lock?"

I work on Mopars
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post #134 of 8052 Old 04-15-2008, 10:56 PM
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you know you drive a jeep when:

You go away to college and your friends stop offroading because they cannot call you to pull them out when they get stuck.

You have to buy a 2nd car because your jeep spends more time broken then running.

Your friends say you are so indecisive beacuse you cannot decide what you want to do to your jeep next.

You can do the posted speed limit when there is a foot of snow on the ground.

People call you at all hours of the night to be winched or pulled out and know youll be down for it.

when you go away on a trip and miss driving your jeep and wheelin it more than anything else and that is the first thing you do when you get home.

You keep an entire spare axle in your garage and not just a spare shaft or part.

You get pulled over by the police just so they can ask you where are the good offroad spots or what you have done to your jeep and they offer to buy it from you.

When your "dates" with a gf are either spent in the garage working on your jeep or offroading.

When you see an unplowed parking lot and drive through it just because you can.

You go offroading beacuse it calms you down or you go just beacuse.

You have to drive with your windows down reguardless of the weather because you will get pulled over since you cant see out of them.

When you have more lights and switches then a space shuttle.

When you have to tell your passengers to step out wide so they dont get mud on the back of their pants.

When people ask you to go offroading or prefer to ride with you beacuse you its always an adventure.

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post #135 of 8052 Old 04-15-2008, 10:57 PM
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Definitely doing this tomorrow:

" your roof rack cross bars are in the back cargo area rather than on the roof for the extra .5 mpg. "

haha

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