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post #871 of 8103 Old 01-17-2009, 10:07 PM
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Hhahah, I plan on it. Just give me 3 or 4 years to make up my mind 100%
good choice not jumping in, but you sir sure look to be off to a great start...
now when you come out one morning to go to work and she slides out covered in dirt/grease/pb blaster/rust just finishing up installing a lift/upgraded axel/changing your fluids/etc as a surprise

dang, i want a woman that would do that
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post #872 of 8103 Old 01-17-2009, 11:46 PM
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When you pay more attention to your fuel quantity gauge than to the road!

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post #873 of 8103 Old 01-18-2009, 12:32 AM
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you budget boost while you still have stock tires, then get a set of tires that are way too big for your BB because they were used and you saved $200, and then find out you need to spend about $500 to lift it some more to accomodate the tires you just bought, however you put those tires on anyway, before you have the money to lift it more, and it scrubs like hell when you go around a corner too quick

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you freak out at every smell you come across while driving because you think she's acting up.

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post #875 of 8103 Old 01-18-2009, 10:37 PM
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when you hit the window switches all at the same time and all four windows get to the top at different times.
when your stereo gets quieter when you hit the fog lights.
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post #876 of 8103 Old 01-18-2009, 10:42 PM
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"when your stereo gets quieter when you hit the fog lights."
^^That happened to me all the time in my XJ...people thought I was crazy...now I know that i'm not..well not as crazy

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post #877 of 8103 Old 01-18-2009, 10:53 PM
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when you hit the window switches all at the same time and all four windows get to the top at different times.
when your stereo gets quieter when you hit the fog lights.
and they change speed and your interior back lights dim and flicker as you hit more or less

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post #878 of 8103 Old 01-20-2009, 03:08 AM
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After you pull your driver side wing window shut, you stick a nickel between the little handle and the window because she likes to whistle at high speeds....and you know that if you can't find a nickel, that a dime and a penny will work, but it isn't nearly as slick as the nickel.
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When you pay more attention to your fuel quantity gauge than to the road!

Haha about ran off the road last night doing that one

God give me money the jeep taketh away....

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When family pictures/videos include the jeep

God give me money the jeep taketh away....

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post #881 of 8103 Old 01-20-2009, 11:56 AM
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when applying for a parking permit at college, the lady filling out the "office only" side looks at your slip and asks, "now do you have a jeep that locks?" and your first thought is "well most of the time."
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Xj ...

When you hear your cooling fan come on and you thought you bumped the interior light dimmnes knob and opposite traffic thinks your brighting them cus your lights just blinked...

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...When you hear a vehicle coming down the road and you know its an XJ because its 24 degrees out and the electric fan is going

...When your driving with a friend in his '89 XJ with some girls to the movies and one of them points out the front seat is crooked and he says "its not crooked its just in the "gangsta lean" position" and then proceeds to break the seat even more by trying to adjust it

...When your in the college parking lot and tell a girl she has a nice XJ and she looks at you like you just gave her a booty call

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When you treat 1/2 tank like Empty.
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After you pull your driver side wing window shut, you stick a nickel between the little handle and the window because she likes to whistle at high speeds....and you know that if you can't find a nickel, that a dime and a penny will work, but it isn't nearly as slick as the nickel.
...ten amp fuses work the best in mine...

a nickle keeps out the air, but not the water...
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