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Unread 01-08-2009, 08:50 PM   #841
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Speaking of Terminator and destroying XJ's, on the third Terminator movie one of the machines...I can't remember which one, beats the snot out of an XJ with his fore arm.
Actually it was The Terminator, or Governator as we here in Southern California, refer to him.

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Unread 01-08-2009, 08:54 PM   #842
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Actually it was The Terminator, or Governator as we here in Southern California, refer to him.
to bad he isnt really the govenator, yall wouldnt need any police or border patrol if he was

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Unread 01-08-2009, 09:00 PM   #843
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when you open the rear hatch and as soon as you stick your head in there it comes down xD
lol i have a broomstick in the back for that


You know you drive an XJ when...it's a roll of the dice when you drive someone home from work and you go to unlock the passenger door for them to get in but only works when they're lucky.

I'm always like "she doesn't like you" if it won't unlock hah...
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We should go PETA on their *** and set it free!!!! We could call it PETJ...People for the Ethical Treatment of Jeeps
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Unread 01-09-2009, 12:21 AM   #844
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When you are driving/stuck in rush hour traffic, it is raining heavily and your hood is the only one steaming in the line of cars due to all the excess engine heat!!
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Unread 01-09-2009, 11:59 AM   #845
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Happened Today...

When you go get coffee after just workin on your jeep...(your a greasy mess) and feeling damn good about it... The cute *** girl that you always flirt with who always gives you your coffee asks "have you been working on your car???" you quietly nod "yup" trying to act like it wasn't a big deal ( when it was...cus your **** was so seized you almost cried) "cool" she says and a minute goes by while shes making your coffee she comes back and gives you a flitry smile and the only thing that you can think of is how she called it a car... so she says "thanks" and "have a nice night" and as you walk away you turn around and angerly say "Oh, and it's a JEEP" and she doesn't say anything... She just looks at you with a confused face... And you walk out of the place whispering $#$#@$#@$ under your breath... LOL
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Unread 01-09-2009, 04:21 PM   #846
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when you out just flexing out your xj in a ditch and 3 people stop to ask if you need help getting un-stuck lol i said im not stuck to all of them, the first two said ok and drove off and the last guy said YEAH RIGHT....PROVE IT. so i got in and drove out of the ditch and he got pissed and drove off
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Unread 01-09-2009, 07:55 PM   #847
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When you go get coffee after just workin on your jeep...(your a greasy mess) and feeling damn good about it... The cute *** girl that you always flirt with who always gives you your coffee asks "have you been working on your car???" you quietly nod "yup" trying to act like it wasn't a big deal ( when it was...cus your **** was so seized you almost cried) "cool" she says and a minute goes by while shes making your coffee she comes back and gives you a flitry smile and the only thing that you can think of is how she called it a car... so she says "thanks" and "have a nice night" and as you walk away you turn around and angerly say "Oh, and it's a JEEP" and she doesn't say anything... She just looks at you with a confused face... And you walk out of the place whispering $#$#@$#@$ under your breath... LOL

i ran out of breath reading that
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Unread 01-09-2009, 09:18 PM   #848
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i ran out of breath reading that
Oh my god for real!
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Unread 01-09-2009, 09:35 PM   #849
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every time you stop at a rest stop you look underneath to make sure nothings leaking
Haha i do this all the time its a habit because when i bought it i had coolant Leaks first from the hose,then water pump, then the radiator so now i always check when i go to a store or rest stop and other places.
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Unread 01-10-2009, 06:43 AM   #850
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When your working on it and unbolting something you get every bolt out except the last one which snaps
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Unread 01-10-2009, 06:03 PM   #851
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when you tell your friends your jeep eats snow for breakfeast and they say prove it so you drive up a 100 foot steep hill covered in 3 inches of snow in 2wd
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Unread 01-10-2009, 07:47 PM   #852
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in 2wd
because you forgot to put it in 4wd, and are then amused it still did what you wanted... but not that surprised
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Unread 01-11-2009, 08:24 AM   #853
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When your wife asks you when you're going to be finished with the Jeep and you say "never"!!

When your buddy, who's been through 2 Tacomas asks "You still have that thing"?
amen to that ive gotta a buddy thats been through 3 4runners and 2 tacomas
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Unread 01-16-2009, 05:27 PM   #854
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3 4-runners and 2 tacomas and he hasn't learned yet???
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Unread 01-16-2009, 05:43 PM   #855
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Other vehicles stay multiple car lengths behind you, because the oil leak from the rear main is covering their windshields.
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