I've got a nice pair of vise grips to hold my hatch open.
He's an angel dressed in oilskins; he's a saint in the "Sou'wester,"
He's a pluck as they come, or ever can;
He's a hero born and bred, but it hasn't swelled his head,
For he's just the U.S. Government's hired man.
Wwhen you PB Blast, Aerokroil, tap, beat and heat every nut, bolt, bushing, and what ever 2 weeks before your lift is installed, only to have the bolts the are the normal problems, not give you a problem, and then every thing else **** your day up.... Because.... Cherrocar...
When all the webpages you've saved to favorites are technical articles for mods, and parts for said mods, but you never have enough time or money to do any of them because your constantly trying to keep it running after you offroad it every weekend.
when you think you need to replace the window motor again so you do only to find the window lock was on.
when you cut a branch and keep it in the back to hold the hatch open.
when you switch from wanting 100$ to by your girlfriend a necklace to wanting 300$ to buy a new grille guard you saw on jeep forum.
when mom says "so you dont like face book bc you dont want the world to know about you but yet you spend all day on the internet talking to men about how they made their get away vehicles faster" and you reply, "mom chill its cool, their jeep guys"
"The beauty of the second amendment is that it will not be needed until they try to take it." -Thomas Jefferson