You know you're a mature XJ driver when you don't care about "squealing" the tires.
He's an angel dressed in oilskins; he's a saint in the "Sou'wester,"
He's a pluck as they come, or ever can;
He's a hero born and bred, but it hasn't swelled his head,
For he's just the U.S. Government's hired man.
When you leave a trail of smoke down the highway from oil dripping on your poorly routed factory exhaust.
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[FONT="Comic Sans MS"][COLOR="DarkGreen"]"Shhh! ..... Did you hear that?!?" "Yea, I think something just fell off."[/COLOR][/FONT]
When you can spray your friend with the washer when hes standing next to your window.
When advance, harbor frieght, and the junkyard have most of your paycheck.
When you crawl under it to fix something, and find 3 more problems.
When you take a buddy offroading for the first time, and he says " i think your frames broke, your body shouldnt flex like this" and i'm like its an xj it dosnt have a frame lol.