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post #6601 of 8050 Old 04-23-2013, 06:49 AM
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So, did you take the minivan?

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post #6602 of 8050 Old 04-23-2013, 11:18 AM
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So, did you take the minivan?

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I love my Jeep.

But I love having sex with my wife more!


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post #6603 of 8050 Old 04-23-2013, 01:48 PM
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I love my Jeep.

But I love having sex with my wife more!

LOL
Funny, I love sex... but I love my jeep more!

D3<!L!>3D
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post #6604 of 8050 Old 04-23-2013, 02:37 PM
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When you want to punch it in the face.

Lol
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post #6605 of 8050 Old 04-23-2013, 02:42 PM
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When your gauge cluster dies and you recieve a "no buS" message while youre driving.

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He's a pluck as they come, or ever can;
He's a hero born and bred, but it hasn't swelled his head,
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post #6606 of 8050 Old 04-23-2013, 08:04 PM
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When you want to punch it in the face.

Lol
Do we drive the same jeep?

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post #6607 of 8050 Old 04-23-2013, 10:10 PM
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How the hell can you get your XJ up to 120 mph?
It is pretty much stock except for the cut air box and k&n filter. So i didn't have a lot of weight to slow me down or stuff sticking off to creat air resistance. The 200 miles of flat straight road helped to.

LONG LIVE THE 4.0!!! AND POOR JUDGMENT!

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post #6608 of 8050 Old 04-24-2013, 06:56 AM
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It is pretty much stock except for the cut air box and k&n filter. So i didn't have a lot of weight to slow me down or stuff sticking off to creat air resistance. The 200 miles of flat straight road helped to.

LONG LIVE THE 4.0!!! AND POOR JUDGMENT!

I also learned what happens when you try to drain the juice out of a pickle jar at 80mph (hint close the rear window)
Yeah 6.5" of lift, bumpers, gear, etc probably is conductive to going 120mph.

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post #6609 of 8050 Old 04-24-2013, 10:30 AM
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I love when people say, "What smells like it's burning?" Oh, that's nothing! The Valve Cover Gasket leaks!

When you make a turn, the whole Jeep leans in that direction...I had to get used to that when my Mom brought back the Jeep. I got used to riding in sedans!

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post #6610 of 8050 Old 04-24-2013, 07:36 PM
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Do we drive the same jeep?
We went over this, you can have it on the weekends dammit, lolol,
X2 on the burning smell.
When your manifold is cracked at the weld and you keep the windows down so you don't die
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post #6611 of 8050 Old 04-25-2013, 05:58 AM
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Funny, I love sex... but I love my jeep more!
Me also.

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post #6612 of 8050 Old 04-25-2013, 08:29 AM
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Me also.
I feel this is what separates the men from the boys.

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post #6613 of 8050 Old 04-25-2013, 12:57 PM
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funny, i love sex... But i love my jeep more!
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post #6614 of 8050 Old 04-27-2013, 08:27 AM
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you get stuck in the mud, and when you get pulled out by another vehicle, your front bumper gets torn off...

But you don't worry, because you know there are about 100 XJ's in the junkyard near your house and you can buy one for cheap!
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post #6615 of 8050 Old 04-27-2013, 09:09 AM
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when you rip your fender flares off on a tree and say thank god I was sick of the stock flares time to cut the fenders.
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