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Unread 11-06-2008, 07:21 AM   #631
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Haha, the only time my airbag light has come on is when the speedo and tach just stop working for no reason. Then it goes off and the gauges start working again. All while driving down the highway.

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Unread 11-06-2008, 12:12 PM   #632
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When you let your girlfriend drive the jeep and she says how come I can turn the wheel left and right but the jeep keeps going strait.
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Unread 11-06-2008, 02:40 PM   #633
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When you let your girlfriend drive the jeep and she says how come I can turn the wheel left and right but the jeep keeps going strait.
It knows where you want to go, and it will get you there.
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Unread 11-06-2008, 09:01 PM   #634
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Wow wow there... XJ don't make speed limit
urs dont?..mine does....lol
when your riding with a friend in a non jeep u count how many jeeps you see befor u get were ur goin
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Unread 11-06-2008, 09:01 PM   #635
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ha. isnt that the shift light?
Haha yeah sorry my failed attempt at being humorous. Stupid shift light
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Unread 11-07-2008, 02:50 AM   #636
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you dont need anti-lock brakes (at least on dry tar) because you couldnt lock the tires up even if you had a 500 lb gorilla stand on the brake pedal for you..
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Unread 11-08-2008, 04:12 PM   #637
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when you fart and it makes it smell better inside
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Unread 11-08-2008, 05:09 PM   #638
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Unread 11-08-2008, 08:14 PM   #639
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...when you tell your buddies that the G-forces from the quick take-offs with the 4.0 are the reason the rear is sagging.

...when you go on a first date with a girl and by the ride home she is already pointing out XJ's

...when you open the door for said girl because it has a tendency of not shutting all the way...and she thinks its nice but you really know why you did it

...when your driving down the road and suddenly the rear wiper just disappears...it just fell off...and you retrace your path back 4 miles and end up finding it
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Unread 11-08-2008, 09:02 PM   #640
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You have to adapt to driving with your steering wheel completely upside down
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Unread 11-08-2008, 09:55 PM   #641
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this especialy applies to those with the ax-15
you can go 0-60 in .249542697642 seconds but it takes 5 hours to wind it up from 60 to 75
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Unread 11-08-2008, 10:37 PM   #642
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You have to adapt to driving with your steering wheel completely upside down
HA! I'm getting there. Gotta hold mine at an angle of some sort.
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Unread 11-08-2008, 10:54 PM   #643
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... You eyeball hump the Grands.
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Unread 11-09-2008, 12:36 PM   #644
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... You eyeball hump the Grands.
you wish.
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Unread 11-09-2008, 01:00 PM   #645
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when everyone laughs that it goes 85 but still will crush there car if wanted too.
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