When your high beams are no brighter than the DRL's on a Cavalier.
When "Limited" means you get nice things like paint, cloth, and windshield wipers.
Heated mirrors? YES ABS? NO
When no matter where your right foot position is in the travel of the gas pedal, you're gonna go the same speed.
When people tell you they could hear your radio when you turned the corner down the street, but you really didn't have it turned up very loud.
When you use touch up paint, clay bar, polish, wax, etc on all of your other vehicles but have no problem dragging an old rusty piece of metal across the hood of your Jeep. "It adds character... window dressing if you will."
When as long as the lubricants that are dripping over your exhaust pipe aren't actually on fire, all is well.
When you know exactly how much oil to add just by looking at the latest stains on your driveway.
When you park in your backyard just so you can have the satisfaction of driving over a few rocks & thru a ditch or two in the field behind your house.
When its the only vehicle you will park in a Wal-Mart parking lot, and your family parks their car at your house & takes your XJ to said store.
When you have a Corvette, Caddilac, and a Lincoln in your garage, but you take your XJ to pick up chicks.