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post #241 of 8052 Old 05-04-2008, 08:21 PM
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post #242 of 8052 Old 05-04-2008, 08:46 PM
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WTF have I gotten myself into? I am already laughing at some of these on a personal level and I have had mine for 6 days.
I don't care who your are. That's funny

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post #243 of 8052 Old 05-04-2008, 08:56 PM
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you know you drive an XJ when your car is packed for a vacation and half of it is tools, spare parts, and fluids; just incase

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you think all terrains are to much of an onroad tire

you think the tires on a jeep should be atleast twice the diameter of the rims if not more

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you know you drive an XJ when your car is packed for a vacation and half of it is tools, spare parts, and fluids; just incase
When was a XJ ever a Car?

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you know you drive an XJ when your car is packed for a vacation and half of it is tools, spare parts, and fluids; just incase


are we talking about jeeps here, or cars? im confused

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post #247 of 8052 Old 05-04-2008, 09:11 PM
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When was a XJ ever a Car?


NICE!!!

you beat me to it

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...When you kind of start to enjoy the smell of PB Blaster!!!!
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post #249 of 8052 Old 05-04-2008, 10:22 PM
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K i have a few.

When you get into your xj first thing in the morning, you wonder if the alternator is going to be "moody" today

When you wrap the steering column in duct tape (guilty)

When washing your xj, water seeps in from the doors. When your done and you open the doors...you now have an aquarium inside the jeep

When you use a hockey stick to keep the rear hatch from hitting you

Thats all from me but the other ones I have seen in this thread are bloody brilliant!

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When you use a hockey stick to keep the rear hatch from hitting you
How does this work?
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Open hatch. Hold hatch up with one hand. Remove stick from cargo area with other hand. Place one end of stick on rear bumper. Place other end of stick against the inside of the hatch. Release hatch with other hand. Presto! Stays up now.

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post #252 of 8052 Old 05-04-2008, 11:01 PM
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When you park in a spot that has water or oil on it that you did not see, and when noticed you immeadiately check to see if it is coming from the XJ.

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When you park on a friend's driveway, and ten minutes later, you already made an oilspot.

I work on Mopars
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when you carry a tin serving tray so when you park in your friends new driveway, your jeep doesn't leave its mark..
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post #255 of 8052 Old 05-05-2008, 03:31 AM
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When you have so many Xjs with the hoods open that the UPS man offers to sell you his broke down XJ while delivering you parts for yours and you buy it with out even seeing it! Guilty as charged. $100 for the Jeep $50 for the u-haul and everyone just wants to know what was I thinking?

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