a cop pulls up because your gay *** neighbors reported you and your friends for noise issues (exhaust on my friends truck) and the cop starts listing off legal issues on your jeep.
your neighbors used to like you but now they hate you because you have a "big, ugly, annoying jeep" and your friends all have loud trucks too.
you cant stand seeing soccer moms in lexuses putting on make up and talking on the phone while driving because you know they are the reason there are bumper height laws.
when you see 2 xjs in you parking lot with an empty space between them and make a special trip just to walk over and move your xj inbetween theirs just for s's and g's
-matt
When you open the rear hatch to get the tow strap out (towed a buddy's toy tacoma out of a ditch) while cross rutted on a hill and cant close the hatch until you get far enough onto the flat part of the trail for everything to square up.
You know you drive an XJ when your rear top shock mounts are rusted off, so you drill straight through to the floor of the back and put a whole bolt through it. Now that'll hold it. :cheers:
When your on a 1st date you explain why your jeep has two switches on the dash to turn on the dual electric fans. then you attempt to explain how your jeep used to over heat but after a new radiator, hoses, thermostate, reservoir and cap (from the dealer, not aftermarket), and an aftermarket electric fan the jeep is much more reliable. She responds that you really should get a new truck. You never date her again.
well, my gf kind of understands. she usually just shakes her head when i talk about my jeep and stuff. she doesnt seem to mind it to much.
well, heres a new one
because of your jeep, you get suspended from work (well, not really jeep like. after work it had rained alot and i did a little spinning of the tires...just blowing off some steam. in the process of finding a new job anyway).
oh hell yeah dude. man it was just spinnin them at half throttle. but i came in at 8 today and my other manager just handed me the slip that i had to sign so im suspended for 3 days. still hate that im getting the same pay i started with..oh well. 3 days to work on the jeep. gonna apply at some other places today too.
thanks man and yeah. im just suspended, i still have my job but next time i get in trouble, im gettin fired. im gonna do some job hunting tomorrow..today im finishing up on the jeep. but yeah, made some nice marks in the parking lot..haha.
to add another from today
your hands are scared and you got tiny pieces of metal stuck in your hands from working on your xj
what kind of craptastic job do you work that they fire you for spinning tires at? I mean its your personal vehicle, not like your abusing a company vehicle.
haha yeah my friends all the time after being in my jeep find mud on their clothes or hands and are like "where the hell did that come from?" i just laugh. i guess i've found the perfect way to get in and out without covering myself in it.
When you drive your xj somewhere to wheel you already have alternete plans one how your gonna limp back home!
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