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post #1936 of 8041 Old 11-17-2009, 06:44 PM
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When your floorboard gets flooded while being pulled out of the mud hole after getting stuck instead of when going in.

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post #1937 of 8041 Old 11-17-2009, 09:22 PM
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When you love going to work because you get to spend ten minutes doing brodies in 4-Lo in the back (mud) parking lot.

It rains too much! I can't keep the mud on it!

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post #1938 of 8041 Old 11-17-2009, 10:22 PM
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When a chick in a camry rear ends you and her uncle shows up at the scene, looks around the back of your Jeep expecting to see some carnage, sees nothing but a few scratches and a slightly bent tailpipe and says "Good ol' Jeeps!"

When that happened, we were on the way to a HS fball game after getting paint. The girls camry got towed away on a flat bed, and me and my buddy drove off to the game. American steel FTW

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post #1939 of 8041 Old 11-18-2009, 01:39 AM
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When a chick in a camry rear ends you
My first car accident was me rear-ending an XJ w/ a 1982 Diesel Chevette 5spd.

My radiator was wrapped around my block, the frame was bent and the battery was in two pieces. - He drove away after the glass popped out of the rear window.

Jeeps!

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post #1940 of 8041 Old 11-18-2009, 07:52 AM
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last year in my comanche i got rear ended by a brand new F-150. he hit me so hard that my radio fell out lol i was wearing a hoody with pull strings around the hood and those little rope were under my seatbelt and for a week they hurt so bad lol his truck needed to get a flat bed, i drove off to pcik up some used 31s on black steelies for 300 bucks lol

but my comanche help up great lol he only put 2 little dents in the tailgate, ever so slightly bent the bumper, the only thing i was mad about was the fact that he messed up my exhaust cause his bumper hit my tailpipe and bent the whole thing! i was pissed cause the exhaust was litterally like 2 weeks old.


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because anyone can drive a wrangler
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post #1941 of 8041 Old 11-18-2009, 09:05 AM
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When people continue to suggest a body lift because they don't understand what a unibody is ha

1999 XJ 4.5 inch ZONE lift, trimmed front and back, 34 10.50 15 super swamper tsls, Adjustable IRO double shear track bar, Stainless steel woven brake lines, Bar pin eliminators, Cragar 15x8 4in back space soft 8s, discos, B&M transcooler and temp gauge, K&N intake
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post #1942 of 8041 Old 11-18-2009, 10:59 AM
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last year in my comanche i got rear ended by a brand new F-150. he hit me so hard that my radio fell out lol i was wearing a hoody with pull strings around the hood and those little rope were under my seatbelt and for a week they hurt so bad lol his truck needed to get a flat bed, i drove off to pcik up some used 31s on black steelies for 300 bucks lol

but my comanche help up great lol he only put 2 little dents in the tailgate, ever so slightly bent the bumper, the only thing i was mad about was the fact that he messed up my exhaust cause his bumper hit my tailpipe and bent the whole thing! i was pissed cause the exhaust was litterally like 2 weeks old.
Yeah when I got hit, since she was driving a little camry, she slid under my bumper and the back two tires hopped up in the air haha. That's why she bent my tail pipe. Oh well, I got a good deal out of it because the repair shop decided to install all new piping from the cat-back including a new muffler that sounds a LOT better than stock.

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post #1943 of 8041 Old 11-18-2009, 06:55 PM
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You know you drive an XJ when you have to smack both sides of the hood to close it all the way.

That is instead of hitting it in the middle like every other car on the market in the world...

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post #1944 of 8041 Old 11-18-2009, 07:49 PM
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when you slide down the the road next to your house hit the guard rail covered in snow and go OVER it instead of being stopped. then you just shrug and decide to drive completely over it and drive through the field and then into your lawn.
when your druggy friend that started on pot and ended up at heroine says "this is too F'ing dangerous!" jumps out of your jeep because hes terrified its going to flip over!
I had a hot girl on facebook say "nice jeep, but i've always wanted a wrangler" and my response was deleting her from my friends list.

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I see you also twizzled your scart lead. Well done! :thumbsup:
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post #1945 of 8041 Old 11-18-2009, 09:03 PM
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I had a hot girl on facebook say "nice jeep, but i've always wanted a wrangler" and my response was deleting her from my friends list.
so much win
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post #1946 of 8041 Old 11-18-2009, 09:10 PM
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I had a hot girl on facebook say "nice jeep, but i've always wanted a wrangler" and my response was deleting her from my friends list.
This is going in my sig

Joshrad's XJ Build Thread (slow)

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post #1947 of 8041 Old 11-18-2009, 09:33 PM
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This is going in my sig
ok ive been quoted a good 30 times now in signatures, kinda feeling like the man. there is two alone on this page! haha love it though, i have been IMMORTALIZED haha.
how do you change your sig? tried editing it in my profile but their was no edit button. i wanna quote somebody! haha

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post #1948 of 8041 Old 11-18-2009, 09:40 PM
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ok ive been quoted a good 30 times now in signatures, kinda feeling like the man. there is two alone on this page! haha love it though, i have been IMMORTALIZED haha.
how do you change your sig? tried editing it in my profile but their was no edit button. i wanna quote somebody! haha
If you click on "My Account" and scroll down to beneath the subscriptions box, there is a "Edit Signature" link.

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post #1949 of 8041 Old 11-19-2009, 01:29 AM
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When you miss work, carry in all your tools 1/4 miles into JY, crack your index knuckle with an 8lb sledge and drag Blazer leaf springs through the gravel and mud the whole way back to the shop, pay $40 for 'em and almost break the door carrying them out...

And everytime you move your left hand you think about how good the Jeep is gonna look with the lift!

Bleed or Quit.

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post #1950 of 8041 Old 11-19-2009, 01:41 AM
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Bleed or Quit.
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