post #166 of Old 04-19-2008, 09:14 AM
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You can spot an XJ at 2am, 2 miles out, on a long dark highway...just from looking at the headlights.


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post #167 of Old 04-19-2008, 09:41 AM
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When you hold the power lock button 'to lock' and your defrost works..

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post #168 of Old 04-19-2008, 10:56 AM
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you hope you someone dents your bumper so you can use the money to get an aftermarket one
when you hope someone will side swipe you for an excuse to get fender/quarter panel armor...... but all you get is their paint on your side walls because your tires stick out 3" from the body.

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***** inches...
Good god man. Indyorv :rofl: d**k and fart jokes. :rofl:
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post #169 of Old 04-19-2008, 11:56 AM
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When your exctied that your exhaust fell off becuase now you can get a Dynomax cat-back...

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post #170 of Old 04-19-2008, 12:09 PM
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When people look at you funny when you say your taking the doors off.
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post #171 of Old 04-21-2008, 02:34 PM
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... your oil pressure gauge is completely worthless.
... your two younger brothers buy one after seeing how bad-a yours is.
... your local auto store carries every part imaginable.
... your heep has 250K miles and still has the original clutch
... your fiance's aunt sells hers and you cry because she didn't let you know she was getting rid of it so you could buy it.
... more than half the bolts holding it together are no longer metric sizes cuz you replaced them.
... you wonder why they thought the little rubber plug on the pumkin was a good idea.
... ^^you know what i'm talking about.
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post #172 of Old 04-21-2008, 02:42 PM
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...You still hit up the forums to ask, "What size lift for xx" tires?," even though the question has been answered 9078432757439087 times...

96 XJ 4.0L/AX15/NP231/AUSSIE'D D30/C8.25/4.5" RE LIFT/33'S/BUMPERS, SLIDERS, ETC...
"I pitty the fool who lists D30's and 31's, then tries to talk **** on PBB":

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Those pics might be a little too flexy for this thread. You don't happen to have any pics of your friends xj on a curb by chance?
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post #173 of Old 04-21-2008, 03:12 PM
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... you wonder why they thought the little rubber plug on the pumkin was a good idea.

Im always wondering that too. mine seems to seep from that plug. Dang thing.

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post #174 of Old 04-21-2008, 03:55 PM
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You know you drive a Jeep when...

you drive a manual transmission with no tachometer, but the automatic transmission models all have a tach
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post #175 of Old 04-21-2008, 04:01 PM
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When you stand out on the front porch at the end of the day with a beverage and just stare at it, like it might do a trick.

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post #176 of Old 04-21-2008, 04:33 PM
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when you spend more time with it than the your friends family and girlfriend/wife
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post #177 of Old 04-21-2008, 04:38 PM
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...you change a bulb and the A/C quits working

Eat healthy, exercise hard, and die anyway
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post #178 of Old 04-21-2008, 04:45 PM
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...When your gas gauge is below 1/4 tank you know hard left and right turns are going to cause it to stall for a second or two, but live with it for quite a while cause you don't want to drop the tank.

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post #179 of Old 04-21-2008, 05:00 PM
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...When your gas gauge is below 1/4 tank you know hard left and right turns are going to cause it to stall for a second or two, but live with it for quite a while cause you don't want to drop the tank.
or accelerate too fast
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post #180 of Old 04-21-2008, 07:00 PM
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When you stand out on the front porch at the end of the day with a beverage and just stare at it, like it might do a trick.




the thing looks and feels like it is about ready to break in half, so you buy a "newer" to "replace" it, but you have waaaay too much time and money into the "old" one, not to mention youve had it forever, to let it go, so you park it out back, knowing it's not going to get any better on it's own, but one day you plan to dump waaaay more money into it to get it going again, while knowing it will probably never happen. and you justify it by telling your girlfriend you are keeping it for "parts", and she finally stopped asking, "why do you have to to the parts store to buy that? dont you have another one outback?" and you just keeping telling her its one of those things you are better off to replace with new, instead of old, even though you damn well you put a new whatever it was on the parked jeep not too long before you parked it, you just dont want to part it out haha.

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