[mca1977jpsnet]

When you have both Factory and E-brake style Cup holder (84-96) and yet your hand is still always holding the cup.

[DutchNaumo]

you laugh hysterically when a frat boy in a stock wrangler gives you a wave

you hope you someone dents your bumper so you can use the money to get an aftermarket one

[1990JEEPXJ]

when you cant have a conversation on the highway because the stupid little vent windows howl like a mofo

[eflores]

Originally Posted by 1990JEEPXJ

when you cant have a conversation on the highway because the stupid little vent windows howl like a mofo

well that answered that question

[FrumpD63]

When there's a person-shaped sweat stain on the pavement in front of your apartment.
You get out of your vehicle after a 4 hour drive and your mother says you look like you got mugged.
Your front hall closet involves more fluids than the average gangbang.
You have a back seat, but really you only have a little person storage compartment in your trunk.

[norsky]

[QUOTE=FrumpD63;5104811]Your front hall closet involves more fluids than the average gangbang.
QUOTE]


LMAO

[colt933]

When you KNOW for certain that:

1. It doesn't fly.
2. It doesn't float.
3. The roof is not a roll bar.

[shoot2thrill]

Originally Posted by DutchNaumo

you hope you someone dents your bumper so you can use the money to get an aftermarket one

LMAO....haha.....bumper should be here any day now....lol

[Ork Ork]

Why isn't this a Sticky yet???

I vote sticky!

Sticky, Sticky, Sticky, Sticky !!!!!

[louisd11]

Originally Posted by DutchNaumo

you hope you someone dents your bumper so you can use the money to get an aftermarket one

Haha I did it so I could get a new bumper.

[jeepnphreak]

When you climb under other peoples xj to see if they have an SYE or not,

When you catch you little brother under your jeep with a hammer banging away just like big brother.

When you have a stop watch counting the hours untill the 33s blow up your dana35.

When you lift your xj 3.5 inches and have zero vibes but you friend lifted his newer better xj 2 inches and it sounds like a gravle tumbler.

You wish that there was a abundance of aftermarket tube flares, damn wrangler guys!

You keep getting asked whay you dont have a body lift yet.

Your true gas mileage is a closly guarded secrete.

When you jeep gradualy get newer not older for all the parts it gets.

When you bumper it 5x as strong as the uniframe it tied in to.

When your wife asks you to teach her how to wheel the XJ. after wards she buy an yj, (traitor)

Now that your wife has a jeep of her own she finally understands why the check book in always empty after I go to the auto store.

Your friends are alway in awe when you locate the source of the new rattle over all the other rattles that are normaly there.

[ReconMill]

Originally Posted by Ork Ork

Why isn't this a Sticky yet???

I vote sticky!

Sticky, Sticky, Sticky, Sticky !!!!!

Not worthy for a sticky as it technically isnt tech. But maybe balloo would let it slide.

[XJRookie]

When your jeep gradualy gets newer not older for all the parts it gets.

hehe!! How true!

how about....

When you have so much time, energy, sweat, blood, tears and money in the thing you refer to it as "her" or "she."

[Two_Jeeps]

When you wait for it to snow so that you can finally park up by the front door at work -- on top of the snow banks made by the snow plow.

When you make your wife (who could give a rat's butt) stay in the Jeep to see how well it climbs up the snow bank. Only to have her slip and fall when getting out of the Jeep - and then you ask her "how does it look from down there?"

When you spend that same night in garage with the Jeep - wishing you hadn't made that last comment....

When you offer your young son the choice of having the F150 Super Crew or the Jeep as his first ride, and he goes over and gives the Jeep a hug.

When the guy at work with the shiny new Sahara 4-door JK (with a ton of money in his new lift, wheels, and tires) wants to go for a ride in your Jeep.

When you're planning your next biking/camping trip that's going to be over 2K miles in driving away - and you have to argue with your wife as to why you want to take the Cherokee instead of the new truck (that you bought just for such trips).

[aircruiser]

when it seems like everyone else that doesnt have a jeep just doesnt understand

^ ^ said people think youre insane for liking a vehicle as much as you do

^ ^ said people make stupid jokes about your jeep and you just laugh because you know theyre jealous