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Unread 09-03-2009, 04:05 PM   #1621
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when everyone that gets in your backseat gets grease across their *** from the door striker

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Unread 09-03-2009, 04:23 PM   #1622
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x2, my XJ's brakes are awesome compared to other vehicles I've driven
I thought that to until i put bigger tires on it.
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can we just keep our ****ing comments to ourselves about whats a jeep and what isnt. Whether you like it or not its a jeep and he's on jeepforum. Jeeps are like boobs, some are big, some are small, some look fake and some look real, but they are still boobs so get the **** over it!
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Use duct tape. That always quiets the lady's down when they start kicking and screaming.
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And remember, anything that is camo is not gay.
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Unread 09-03-2009, 08:19 PM   #1623
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when you watch junkyard wars, mythbusters, etc and keep saying "they need X from an XJ to do that"

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Unread 09-03-2009, 08:27 PM   #1624
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When you have no trails in your area so you find some crappy...pathetic back area, thats full of mud and potholes, just to pretend your off roading..lol

Or best was when I hit a huge pothole and blew out my A/C and heater fuse!!

Brakes?? well mine work so great they practically put you the the windshield when it rains......That sucks!!

Last edited by cdnCowGirl; 09-04-2009 at 12:06 AM.. Reason: Spelling error
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Unread 09-03-2009, 08:40 PM   #1625
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When you have no trails in your area so you find some crappy...pathetic back area, thats full of mud and potholes, just to pretend your off roading..lol

Or best was when I hit a huge pothole and blew out my A/C and heater fuse!!

Breaks?? well mine work so great they practically put you the the windshield when it rains......That sucks!!


you meannn "brakes" right?
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Unread 09-03-2009, 08:56 PM   #1626
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you meannn "brakes" right?

Yup..LOL Been a long day...but yes I ment Brakes
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Unread 09-03-2009, 09:59 PM   #1627
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you mean "meant" right?


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i wave at dog walkers and pink vw bugs and michelle pfeiffer look-a-likes and folks dressed like harry potter and two person bikes and pissed off squirrels and butterflys and day lilies and jump ropers and hobos with shotguns but there is no way in hell i will wave at a liberty. that's just gay.
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Unread 09-03-2009, 11:07 PM   #1628
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you mean "meant" right?


JK man
you meant JK girl, right? seeing as how the username says "cowgirl" in it.


baaahahaha this could go on forever if there were enough nitpicky twits on JF
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Unread 09-03-2009, 11:42 PM   #1629
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When you read 109 pages, even after page 45 made you realize 85% of the thread was an 11 time repost.

When 2wd s10 springs are considered an upgrade.
When you push the button on the door handle and it dissapears into the door permenantly.
When you buy **** you dont / wont need for months because you Have to have it.

When you remove your ac, and all your power options, like windows because they are just going to break anyways.
When you spent 65$ on new yj brake hose for your 3 inch lift.
When you decide you need rock sliders because the rockers have rotted out beyond any chance of repair.
When every single bolt is 3 inches longer than needed and torx.
When every other bolt breaks and you have to tap the entire vehicle.

When you price bushwacker flares and suffer sever shock related heart condtions (500$ really? are the joking?)

When you come to terms with how ugly front tj flares look on an xj, only to find out everyone who told you 2 inches max past the flare was full of ****, and their isnt a flare law in new york state, according to Officer Google.
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Unread 09-03-2009, 11:56 PM   #1630
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When you push the button on the door handle and it dissapears into the door permenantly.
This happened on my 88 on the pass side

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When you come to terms with how ugly front tj flares look on an xj, only to find out everyone who told you 2 inches max past the flare was full of ****, and their isnt a flare law in new york state, according to Officer Google.
Good to know
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Unread 09-04-2009, 12:03 AM   #1631
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when you drive past the local dealers cash for clunkers storage lot and a tear comes to your eye from all the XJ's and then you wonder if there are any d44's...
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Unread 09-04-2009, 01:06 AM   #1632
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you mean "meant" right?


JK man
Well OK, this could be fun!!

Your signature..since were also playing "spelling 101"
i wave at dog walkers and pink vw bugs and michelle pfeiffer look-a-likes and folks dressed like harry potter and two person bikes and pissed off squirrels and butterflys and day lilies and jump ropers and hobos with shotguns but there is no way in hell i will wave at a liberty. that's just gay

Did you mean "Butterflies"??
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Unread 09-04-2009, 01:09 AM   #1633
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Well OK, this could be fun!!

Your signature..since were also playing "spelling 101"
i wave at dog walkers and pink vw bugs and michelle pfeiffer look-a-likes and folks dressed like harry potter and two person bikes and pissed off squirrels and butterflys and day lilies and jump ropers and hobos with shotguns but there is no way in hell i will wave at a liberty. that's just gay

Did you mean "Butterflies"??
in all fairness, someone else wrote that quote.
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Unread 09-05-2009, 01:43 AM   #1634
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when you're doing about 70-75 down the interstate hear a clunk and think nothing of it, then come to find later on down the road you've been dragging your muffler, break it completely off, throw it in the back and then keep going
Last ride I had I beat the interstate to it. Ripped the muffler right off before it had a chance to fall. And my buddy's roto-zip took care of this XJ's muffler.
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Unread 09-05-2009, 08:34 AM   #1635
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when you have looked around for 15 mins for that stupid wrench only to realize you left it up in the jeep on the head of a bolt while you cranked on the nut

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