yea ditto on the grill being a water tower..dont worry, ive seen worse.
i work at menards and sometimes have to help people load stuff onto their vehicles. funniest was when some lady tried to load a kiddie pool (6ft wide) into her car. she asked for help and i recomended she call up a friend with a truck or something. she then had this "bright" idea to tie it to the roof. so i helped her get it onto the roof and she looped some twine twice through the windows and tied it on top. this is a nissan altima by the way. so she gets done and drives off. she gets on the frontage road and guess what? it flies off and went a good 300ft like a frisbee. luckily it just flew off into an empty parking lot.
1996 XJ on 36" TSLs, 4", locked F/R, stretched