Sounds like the writer wants a jeep but can barely handle the maintenance on his civic. He cannot buy one because it's obvious he is one of the people outlined and getting into a jeep will fully convert him into a non reverseable ******.
Jeeps are like drugs you start off small, like taking a ride in your friends to buying the most expensive one on the lot. Then all you need is a lift, tires, intake, rims, snorkel, gopro, inserts, black grille, some decal, angry eyes, light bar, and a weapon of some sort to cause harm to people that miss treat it.
That read made me laugh. Yeah, I have a '14 Wrangler and my daily is an 8 year old Accord. The wife drives a Camry. The reason I got my Jeep is so i could ride topless and I think verts for guys are gay.
If you think it's accurate it's because you fall into one of the idiots categories and unlike you I would not. He obviously has some issues and is jealous that he has no life and no friends, so he will do anything for attention.