That is too funny. I was just having that sort of talk with some coworkers. A mall mom in the complex drives her modded-to-hell-and-back JK Unlimited everyday. My coworkers kept saying things like, "Wow that thing looks tough".
I commented that if they looked carefully they'd see absolutely zero mud anywhere on it.
So one of them crawled underneath it and yelled, "IT'S CLEANER THAN A BRAND NEW CAR!". From that point on they started using the "Zombie Fighting Mall Mom" label each time they saw her.