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post #1 of 42 Old 01-30-2009, 05:02 AM Thread Starter
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Blind Date: you meet a girl named "Dana". What do you expect of her?

You are sitting at a mall waiting to meet a mystery date. Finally she walks up to you and announces herself. She says "hello, my name is Dana". She looks to be about 30 or 35.

Tell me about this person and tell me about your evening.


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post #2 of 42 Old 01-30-2009, 05:35 AM
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It all depends what her gearing is like. Is she fast or slow? Does she have any upgrades or mods? Chances are I'd grenade the carrier the first go round.

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I heard she was actually 44.

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Try out Dana (35) until she breaks. Then upgrade to her Aunt Dana (44).

Better yet, see if her cousin Betty Lou Rockwell is free this weekend...

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I would expect her to "keep it all together", even when it gets rough at times. Hopefully the evening goes well, and she does not fall apart over nothing.
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I would also hope that when we got back to her place that she had lockers....i mean locks on her door

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post #8 of 42 Old 01-30-2009, 07:14 AM Thread Starter
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She would be wearing a "C".....clip

This is where Jeeps first caught my attention.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5X_nnGuOdKA
Old man: "He said there's a storm coming"
Sarah Conner: "I know"
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post #9 of 42 Old 01-30-2009, 07:40 AM
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Well even if she was 35, I could give her a Superior shaft.

I'm not ready to settle down yet though, so chances are I'd swap her out eventually for a girl with larger assets.

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I'd expect a bit of split personality problems...
Split personality is not a problem... it's a threesome.

Hmm, Dana-35. Plenty of synthetic lube, give her a thrashing and see how long she can hold up.

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my guess is she has an open rear end.....or maybe a limited slip

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I bet she has an explosive rear end!

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Does she have good knockers...I mean lockers.

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post #15 of 42 Old 01-30-2009, 01:47 PM
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Is dana 60? I hear she is bigger than most of the other dana's around. Make sure she doesn't have any broken teeth and you might have to run your upgraded shaft in her. I hear she is from detroit? I have a buddy named OX that locker her up once with a cable shifter. She likes it when you run bigger knuckles and chances are her seals need replaced. Lube her up with some royal purple

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