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Unread 01-30-2009, 05:02 AM   #1
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Blind Date: you meet a girl named "Dana". What do you expect of her?

You are sitting at a mall waiting to meet a mystery date. Finally she walks up to you and announces herself. She says "hello, my name is Dana". She looks to be about 30 or 35.

Tell me about this person and tell me about your evening.

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Unread 01-30-2009, 05:35 AM   #2
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It all depends what her gearing is like. Is she fast or slow? Does she have any upgrades or mods? Chances are I'd grenade the carrier the first go round.
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Unread 01-30-2009, 07:02 AM   #3
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I heard she was actually 44.
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Unread 01-30-2009, 07:02 AM   #4
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Try out Dana (35) until she breaks. Then upgrade to her Aunt Dana (44).

Better yet, see if her cousin Betty Lou Rockwell is free this weekend...
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I would expect her to "keep it all together", even when it gets rough at times. Hopefully the evening goes well, and she does not fall apart over nothing.
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Unread 01-30-2009, 07:08 AM   #6
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I would also hope that when we got back to her place that she had lockers....i mean locks on her door
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I'd expect a bit of split personality problems...
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She would be wearing a "C".....clip
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Well even if she was 35, I could give her a Superior shaft.

I'm not ready to settle down yet though, so chances are I'd swap her out eventually for a girl with larger assets.
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Unread 01-30-2009, 07:54 AM   #10
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I'd expect a bit of split personality problems...
Split personality is not a problem... it's a threesome.

Hmm, Dana-35. Plenty of synthetic lube, give her a thrashing and see how long she can hold up.
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Unread 01-30-2009, 08:53 AM   #11
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my guess is she has an open rear end.....or maybe a limited slip
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Unread 01-30-2009, 08:56 AM   #12
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I bet she has an explosive rear end!
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Does she have good knockers...I mean lockers.
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Unread 01-30-2009, 01:27 PM   #14
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To have a seeing eye dog?
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Unread 01-30-2009, 01:47 PM   #15
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Is dana 60? I hear she is bigger than most of the other dana's around. Make sure she doesn't have any broken teeth and you might have to run your upgraded shaft in her. I hear she is from detroit? I have a buddy named OX that locker her up once with a cable shifter. She likes it when you run bigger knuckles and chances are her seals need replaced. Lube her up with some royal purple
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