Love the ideas. Very funny.
Unfortunately we only have a one car garage. I might just have to get a small tarp and throw over it each day. Would be a pain but better than all the poop.
Put the jeep in the garage and have the wife park the car outside........ let it be HER problem
Short of that...how's your aim with a BB gun?
The only trail that sucks is the one you haven't been on yet.
If it aint related to God, guns, women, wheelin, or music then it aint worth much talking about it is it?